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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend after dinner, she would like to go out and make out for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but being a virgin, he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms...
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

Later in the evening, the boy shows up at the parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist...'

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Re: Humpday Humor, 12/5..........First Time

He's probably praying for his soul. He's going to need it.

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Re: Humpday Humor, 12/5..........First Time

LOL....I would have hit the bathroom and jumped out a window.....and runnnn!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh boy, oh boy, poor kid. Good one !

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I remember dating this gal back in HS (we're still friends and I still talk to her to this day). When I 1st went over to meet the parents her dad (6' 4" ex Marine type) takes me aside and says, "I just want to tell you that when it comes to the ball game I want no runs, no hits and no errors, you get my drift?" I solemnly nodded yes and then we had dinner. Inside I was smiling though as I'd already hit a home run!

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