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Humpday Humor, 2/22 ... A Wedding

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A Wedding Test


I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Lucia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate.

She never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.
"To check my Sister's wedding- invitations," she said.

She was alone when I arrived, she whispered to me she had feelings and desires for me she couldn't overcome any longer.

She told me she wanted me just once before I got married.

She said "Before you commit your life to my sister."

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.
"If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment.

Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Low and behold, her entire future family was standing outside and they were all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me.

He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy you have passed our little test.

We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family, my son..'

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
 
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