A GOOD CATHOLIC
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>An elderly Italian man, who lived on the outskirts of Monte
>Casino, went to the local church for confession.
>
>When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man
>said: "Father ... during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my
>door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my
>attic."
>
>The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did! You have
>no need to confess that."
>
>
>"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with se xual <
>BR>favors."
>
>The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great danger.
>However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted
>to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you
>are indeed forgiven."
>
>"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have
>one more question."
>
>"And what is that?" asked the priest.
>
>"Should I tell her the war is over?

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Kev

:D Why bother now...:noway:

keep going!