View Full Version : I am sucking air..............non car related..............


nikkisdad
Sep 17th, 07, 07:30 PM
Well, I thought I heard some funny stories before, but my daughter just made me laugh harder than I have for some time. She is working part time at a child care while she attending college, and today she anounced how she got the "little boys" to learn how to use the toilet. Seems she throws in a handfull of Fruitloops in the bowl and tells the little guys to aim for the circles..................Blue is the most popular color..................lol :beers:

67FamilyFun
Sep 17th, 07, 07:34 PM
Well, it does sound kinda fun...:D

JimM
Sep 17th, 07, 07:35 PM
Well, it does sound kinda fun...:D

kinda like "hosing off the skidmarks?"
'guess I'm easily amused...

mb302rs
Sep 17th, 07, 07:38 PM
Everyone knows its natural instinct :yes: What happens when a moth flies into the toilet at the ballpark :D

3SuperSports
Sep 18th, 07, 08:28 AM
There was a little burger joint where I grew up in Wichita Kansas with a sign over the mens toilet that read: "We aim to please. Would you aim too please?"

buzzworth
Sep 18th, 07, 08:38 AM
There was a little burger joint where I grew up in Wichita Kansas with a sign over the mens toilet that read: "We aim to please. Would you aim too please?"

hmmmm, sign over the one nearby says "Please don't eat the big blue mint"

67 Convertible
Sep 18th, 07, 08:42 AM
We brought up 5 boys all in their 20's now. We used the same method 20 years ago with a Cheerio. Seemed to work pretty well as I remember.

Codi
Sep 18th, 07, 10:05 AM
smart move. I'll tell the wife to try it with me.

68 Ragtop
Sep 18th, 07, 12:50 PM
That reminds me of the fly printed in the public urinals in Europe. Apparently they did a study and found it improved cleanliness to have something to aim at. I think you can now buy little fly stickers for the same purpose, but the originals were permanantly on the porcelin, under the glaze.

nikkisdad
Sep 18th, 07, 12:51 PM
Redefines "going to the hoop"..................

nikkisdad
Sep 18th, 07, 12:53 PM
smart move. I'll tell the wife to try it with me.

Better yet, let her do the aiming............lol :yes: :beers:

67FamilyFun
Sep 18th, 07, 05:04 PM
kinda like "hosing off the skidmarks?"
'guess I'm easily amused...


Apparently you and me both :D

DOUG G
Sep 18th, 07, 05:40 PM
That's good...lol :yes:

Buddies wife had a little toilet seat ceramic thing above the toilet " stand closer... it's shorter than you think" lmao

clwilcox33
Sep 19th, 07, 07:59 AM
That's good...lol :yes:

Buddies wife had a little toilet seat ceramic thing above the toilet " stand closer... it's shorter than you think" lmao

Saw a similar one. Had a baseball player pictured holding a short bat and said "Please step up to up to the plate, you're batting with a shorter stick than you think"

Rhino
Sep 19th, 07, 02:30 PM
This is the exact same method my sister used in training my nephews. It was hilarious to see them get excited that they had to use the bathroom :D

nikkisdad
Sep 19th, 07, 04:19 PM
Have you ever tried to flush those things? They are like life vests, don't wanna sink!

RSDannyG
Sep 19th, 07, 04:34 PM
Sign above toilet in west Tennessee gas station around 1975.

"If the hose is short and the pressure weak,
stand up close and don't dribble on your feet!"

1969ss
Sep 21st, 07, 01:54 AM
kinda like "hosing off the skidmarks?"
'guess I'm easily amused...

I laughed out loud on that one.:thumbsup: