Well i really dunno how to explain this as an avid hunter and outdoors'man of oklahoma....But tonight at one of our casual car club gatherings, i decided to pull my buddies recurve back..when all of a sudden as soon as shes cocked i feel a slight jiggle to my testicles.i jump, knowing its not my wife.and SMACK goes the bow acrossed my elbow.somwhat intoxicated i turn, and to my avail its a not my wife but a good buddies significant other.he rushed at me and i DROPPED him like id stole somethin,all the while my elbow decides its impregnatid .things come to and before i know it im headin home, well its 2:01 A.M central standard time, I FEEL GOOD. and my elbow looks like anna nicole before trimspa.

P.S will report back with pics... u gotta see this, cant believe its not broke.

Huh???
Now you know why booze and weapons do not mix.


Kev

Yeah, none of that made sense to me, either.

booze and posting either ;)

After reading that I have no idea what happened that night.

Aahhh.... okay? sounds like something out of the movie Boogie Nights

Translation:

Bubba n Jethro were havin a few Jack n beers when bubba decides to test the pull on Jethro's compound bow. Jethro's ol lady likes what she sees when Bubba pulls the bow and decides to test the pull on Bubba's package. Bubba jumps and lets go of aforementioned compound bow and it proceeds to tear up his elbow.
Jethro doesn't like the fact that his ol lady goosed Bubba and goes after Bubba. Bubba knocks out Jethro, Jethros ol lady swoons and flashes a grin so wide that her lone front tooth gleems in the light of the bug lamp. (Okay I embellished this part a little, she has three teeth)

Bubba's elbow swells up to proportions that would make Dolly Parton proud and bubba promises to show us all pics of his prodiguous swelling.

All this was undoubtedly proceeded by the exclamation "Hey, y'all watch this" Wish I was there to have witnessed all of this.

Translation:

Bubba n Jethro were havin a few Jack n beers when bubba decides to test the pull on Jethro's compound bow. Jethro's ol lady likes what she sees when Bubba pulls the bow and decides to test the pull on Bubba's package. Bubba jumps and lets go of aforementioned compound bow and it proceeds to tear up his elbow.
Jethro doesn't like the fact that his ol lady goosed Bubba and goes after Bubba. Bubba knocks out Jethro, Jethros ol lady swoons and flashes a grin so wide that her lone front tooth gleems in the light of the bug lamp. (Okay I embellished this part a little, she has three teeth)

Bubba's elbow swells up to proportions that would make Dolly Parton proud and bubba promises to show us all pics of his prodiguous swelling.

All this was undoubtedly proceeded by the exclamation "Hey, y'all watch this" Wish I was there to have witnessed all of this.

Okay, now I get it! :D

too funny.. post up the pics. Deer camp is all about the fun. now why would jethro come at you for his ole lady giving you a pinch?

lets see the pics

Okies....LOL
Its ok guys, hes from Vinita,,,LMAO.

^^^ yea we are crazy, u better watch out as i might track u down.

All kidding aside, it was a successful fundraiser for a buddy well in need of the help.Id just so happend to be relieving some of oklahomas finest piss water when i see the bow.The friends wife just so happend to be an X in which all of this was probably boiling over anyways.Things happend that he wanted but, i end up looking like i got ran over by a truck.So to nurse my wound i "poured it on," hence the drunk rant *its illegal to drink and type isnt it??lol. i need someone to post the pics tho so shoot me an email.

P.S i figured this would be an exciting way to introduce myself back to the forums,HAHAHA

none of that jethro **** as us brown brothas tend to go for those nice firm backsides

Superfly:

All in jest and no racial slur intended. Not my way. The activities described no know skin color or nationality. Just some country folk havin fun the country way. :beers:

To quote Larry the Cable Guy ya gotta admit, "that was funny right there, I don't care who you are."

I am from North Carolina and have lived in South Texas, Connecticut and presently live in Central New York. I have been fortunate to have friends and associates in all these places who regularly have the types of experiences that you describe and wouldn't trade it for anything. Boy could we swap some stories. :D I would venture to say that probably something similar was happening in, say, Sweden that very same night. People are people and that's it.

Keep on keepin on and have fun.

Now, let's see the pics.

Mark

^^^ yea we are crazy, u better watch out as i might track u down.

All kidding aside, it was a successful fundraiser for a buddy well in need of the help.Id just so happend to be relieving some of oklahomas finest piss water when i see the bow.The friends wife just so happend to be an X in which all of this was probably boiling over anyways.Things happend that he wanted but, i end up looking like i got ran over by a truck.So to nurse my wound i "poured it on," hence the drunk rant *its illegal to drink and type isnt it??lol. i need someone to post the pics tho so shoot me an email.

P.S i figured this would be an exciting way to introduce myself back to the forums,HAHAHA

none of that jethro **** as us brown brothas tend to go for those nice firm backsides

OK...now we understand what you were saying. Its actually funny..both ways :) BTW..they see some "STUFF" that will take that lump down..ask Jennifer Simpson...uh..Proactive? If it can take lumps and craters off some of those girls in the tv ad..it will take your "Bow Lump" down. Heck...maybe they will feature your lump in their next tv ad :)

Kev

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Bro...brothers are brothers no matter what color their skin is. :thumbsup:

Kev