I just read this at godragracing.com and thought it was funny....





I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car. You know how sometimes you're just sooo stressed that life's problems become funny?

Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf.
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"


So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
And that's when the fight started.

Now THATS funny!