Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women



10 - You Can Trade In An Old 44 For A New 22, No Questions Asked.

9 - You Can Keep One Handgun At Home, And Have Another For When You're
On The Road.

8 - If You Admire A Friend's Handgun And Tell Him So, He Will Probably Let You Try It Out A Few Times.

7 - Your Primary Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Keep Another Handgun For A Back Up.

6 - Your Handgun Will Stay With You Even If You Run Out Of Ammo.

5 - A Handgun Doesn't Take Up A Lot Of Closet Space.

4 - Handguns Function Normally Every Day Of The Month.

3 - A Handgun Doesn't Ask, "do These New Grips Make Me Look Fat?"

2 - A Handgun Doesn't Mind If You Go To Sleep After You Use It.

1 - You Can Buy A Silencer For A Handgun

I love it!!.

Yeah but you can't get cuddley with a handgun.

And she can't shoot your worthless as- if she doesn't have one!!

pdq67

Got to agree with you old man...you can take a gun to bed with you.. but it's not the same.

capt68

Don't get me wrong, I've had the same woman for 32 years and wouldn't trade her for anything. Just thought the list was fun. :thumbsup:

I prefer one woman, several handguns, along with a shotgun and a deer rifle.

Doug

No way would I trade my 44 mag for a 22. Several years back when when my wife was 42 I mentioned trading her in on two 21 year olds, she said " Go ahead and try to find a 21 year old that would put up with your ass and all your car crap" :noway:

Hey Doug...gettin' a little crowded in that bed with all that stuff? Sorry, just couldn't resist this!

capt68

nice list

" Go ahead and try to find a 21 year old that would put up with your ass and all your car crap" :noway:

WOW, the little woman here enjoyed echoing that sentence......:D she did add "old" between your and ass.......:(