>> Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots.
Shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary:
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>> A *Paris Hilton* - a very expensive hole.
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>> A *James Joyce* - putt that's an impossible read.
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>> A *Rock Hudson * -it looked straight, but wasn't.
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>> A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker into another.
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>> A *Yasser Arafat* - butt ugly and in the sand.
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>> A *John Kennedy Jr*., didn't make it over the water.
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>> An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks.
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>> A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed.
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>> An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it.
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>> A *Princess Grace* - should have used a driver.
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>> A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have used a driver.
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>> A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good.
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>> A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole.
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>> A *Rush Limbaugh* - a bit too far to the right.
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>> A *Nancy Pelosi* -way too far to the left.
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>> A 'Barbra Streisand' Ugly but still working.
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>> A 'Teddy Kennedy' goes in the water, but jumps out.
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>> A *Peewee Herman* Too much wrist
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>> A ? Linda Ronstant? Blue By You (long drive)

Don't forget the missed putt:

"Prom Date" All lip and no hole.

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:)

lol

A *Peewee Herman* Too much wrist

LMFAO :thumbsup: