Recently, the Administration said each one of us would get $300. It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $600 tax rebate...There are other amounts depending on individual circumstances.....HOWEVER

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is to buy beer, spend it on prostitution or play golf as those are the only businesses still in the U.S.!

Your cooperation will be appreciated......

Ill drink to that!!

Recently, the Administration said each one of us would get $300. It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $600 tax rebate...There are other amounts depending on individual circumstances.....HOWEVER

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is to buy beer, spend it on prostitution or play golf as those are the only businesses still in the U.S.!

Your cooperation will be appreciated......



That being said, I guess we can't spend it on repro parts for our cars. :sad:
RATS !!!

Beer, pus--- or a Lotto Ticket!

Not much choice....

Bad, bad, bad!!

pdq67

Thats pretty good

And don't forget this... We are borrowing the billion dollar and change from CHINA too!!! Lets see...borrow money from CHINA to give it back to them if we buy things and also pay interest on the loan??? Beer, golf, pu$^#, and anything "MADE IN AMERICA"!!!

spend it on prostitution ....


Hummm.... new law into effect. Can ony spend prostition money on "Hump Day " :D


Kev