Wal-Mart Greeter


A VERY loud, unattractive, butt ugly, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, & was yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The
oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twin's? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't
believe you got.... twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart ."

... "I just couldn't believe ... twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart ."

l:)

nice....

:)
the only thing I had to do was tell my Wife that joke
and about 10 se later she got it......... :)
Larry

"LAID" twice!!

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