A farmer brought home a young rooster and the rooster walks up to the old rooster and says "Hey old man, youre all washed up Im here to take over!" The old rooster says, "AW come on cant you just let me have the two old hens over there in the corner?" "Nope!! I am taking all of the hens! You are gonna be dinner!!" The old rooster says, "I tell you what, If you can beat me in a race around the house, Ill give up and let you have all the hens. Fair enough?" Laughing, the young rooster says, "Sure old man, Ill even give you a 15 second head start!!" So the old rooster jumps off the porch and takes off running around the corner of the house. Sure enough, after 15 seconds the young whipper-snapper takes off in a chase for the old rooster around the corner of the house. As they run by the front of the house, the farmer sees the young rooster chasing the old rooster and BLAM-BALM!!! 2 blasts from the shotgun and the young rooster was blown to bits.

Farmer scratches his head and says," Dad-gum it! Thats the third gay rooster this week!!"

Moral of the story?
Youth and arrogance will never conquer age and treachery.:D

That's funny!