A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulled out a needle full of Novacain to numb the area.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient shouted.

The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and the man again
complained, "I can't do the gas thing! The thought of having a gas mask on
is suffocating to me!"

The Dentist then asked if the man had any objection to taking a pill.

"No," the patient said, "I am fine with pills."

The dentist said, "Here is a Viagra tablet." The patient replied: "Wow! I
didn't know Viagra works as a pain pill!".

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold
onto when I pull out your tooth."

I'm surprised the moderator didn't yank this sexy thread!:eek::boxing: