View Full Version : Cat story.......not new, but always good to read!


nikkisdad
Jan 21st, 09, 12:34 PM
How to wash a toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.


6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.



8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.


9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


:yes: :hurray: :beers:

Melrose RS
Jan 21st, 09, 02:54 PM
lmfao!

mstehle
Jan 21st, 09, 08:40 PM
Soundslike it was written by Fido :yes:

Moonpie
Jan 22nd, 09, 09:09 AM
Follow the link.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/fay/938646501.html

SPARKY69
Jan 22nd, 09, 10:12 AM
f u n e

PowerWindows
Jan 22nd, 09, 11:16 AM
Follow the link.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/fay/938646501.html

That person can't be that naive can they?

From a distance it might look like a cat but up close it's pretty obvious it's North America's only marsupial - the one and only Opposum.

Moonpie
Jan 23rd, 09, 07:03 PM
That person can't be that naive can they?

From a distance it might look like a cat but up close it's pretty obvious it's North America's only marsupial - the one and only Opposum.

That's what makes it so funny. I fell on the floor lmao when I saw it. :hurray:

classicfan1
Jan 23rd, 09, 11:50 PM
This is to funny!! LMFAO!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x183/timmoore13/angry_wet_cat.jpg

pdq67
Jan 25th, 09, 10:29 AM
Where's the pic of the MAD gray pussy that was shaved??

It was a real HOOT by me!!

Talk about one MAD looking cat..............

pdq67

SRGN
Jan 25th, 09, 11:04 AM
I liked this one too... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/687162102.html

pdq67
Jan 25th, 09, 01:46 PM
He, He!!

NICE PUSSY!!

I bet it need's a BATH real bad!! Stink's ta high heaven...

I'm NOT going to try to give it one tho!!

He, He!!

pdq67