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Nantooch
Apr 7th, 09, 06:19 PM
Subject: Wine


WINE

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s--t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

john68
Apr 7th, 09, 06:23 PM
Remember don't drink water, fish have sex in it!

wiskeesour
Apr 7th, 09, 06:26 PM
Remember don't drink water, fish have sex in it!

Imma gonna give you boys a li'l tip.

Dr. Peper burns when it comes out the nose.

DougP
Apr 7th, 09, 08:02 PM
Remember don't drink water, fish have sex in it!
And they pee in it too :( -- all the more reason to drink beer :beers:

captcanuck68
Apr 7th, 09, 09:20 PM
Imma gonna give you boys a li'l tip.

Dr. Peper burns when it comes out the nose.
Maybe it's true what they say about the Mex el volcano in which the SP goes the other way?

capt