Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am announcing my arrival here to help any and all of my people, my Camaro people, to resurrect these monstrosities and return them to thier rightful time of glory. For all who seek wisdom and strength, come to me and I will guide you through your darkest hour!

I AM the Master Blaster

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm298/6781camaro/1969%20Camaro%20%20SS350/SandblastingGetup.jpg

Um, hi.

I was going to make a comment about my master proficiency in baiting fish hooks, but I feel like being grown up today.

Can you please stop by and take care of a few fenders on my 50? The Camaro is stripped buck nekkid so were good there.

Your greatness is somehow diminished when you can't spell the word "presence" in your signature. But I digress.

Welcome MB.
Any chance you work with these guys?

http://www.camaros.net/working/masterblaster.jpg

If so, tell Max I said hi ;)

Your greatness is somehow diminished when you can't spell the word "presence" in your signature. But I digress.


I know not of what you speak

Todd... I mean, Oh Great Master Blaster! I come seeking wisdom and important Camaro wisdom!

Tell me, oh wise one, How does one acquire such great strength and knowledge?


btw Todd, you have outdone yourself again....

that's quite the first post for someone :confused:

I know back in the day, there was a TV show.."Man From Uncle" but I think here we are talking " Man From Ant "


:DKev:D

I hope you can fly Master Blaster. There's countless rotting shells out there just waiting for your miracle of eradication.

Thank you Oh Great One!

Beam me up, Scotty!
Or
Danger Will Robinson!

LOL! Let get another beer, this series seems to be of some fortitude.

okay... It was either Chris or Steve. Jeff? Tim or Terry? is that you? Who started this hilarious post? LMAO! (and where's my royalties?) :D

Here's my new image by the way...(although I will never escape the confines of the original Master Blaster attire) * do you like my Metal Gear T-shirt by the way?)



http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm298/6781camaro/1969%20Camaro%20%20SS350/MasterBlaster21.jpg

The "Team" welcomes your presence O-great Pressurized One.
If that is you? You look taller in your new photos :confused:
Reading you posts should be a blast...

You guys have such a gritty sense of humor. ;)

If was new here, I may take this as being quite abrasive. ;);)

The "Team" welcomes your presence O-great Pressurized One.
If that is you? You look taller in your new photos :confused:
Reading you posts should be a blast...


I have since mutated in height so I can now blast those otherwise hard-to-reach areas young grasshoppa.

Okay-- you are busted! Who is clwilcox33 ??? I see that you edited the initial post in this thread. Ha ha! Caught ya-- red oxide-handed!!!! LMAO!l:)

Wow, I am impressed...you have done all of that with a siphon feed blaster?

Wow, I am impressed...you have done all of that with a siphon feed blaster?


Jason

I am guessing that whoever initiated this post thought that I would take over the lead so here goes....

Yes. All that was done with my syphon feed blaster, but I didn't blast the flat or thinner panels. I sanded the roof panel with my DA and everything else by hand. The only portions of the shell that I used this blaster on were the thicker guage and hard-to-get to areas. (cowl shell, hinge pillars, inner rear sail panels, A-pillars, and inner dash structure on the inner surface of it--not the outer surface you would see from the front seats.

Nice... I like that outfit you're wearing. Is that from the "swine flu" collection?

I knew that pic was going to make you famous......I just had no idea how......lmao too!l:)

Lmao. I needed a good laugh, thanks! :D

Welcome MB.
Any chance you work with these guys?

http://www.camaros.net/working/masterblaster.jpg

If so, tell Max I said hi ;)

Actually I did work with that little guy on top... He had quite the Napoleon Complex (if you know what I mean). but I BLASTED him and now he is no longer a problem.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm298/6781camaro/1969%20Camaro%20%20SS350/MasterBlaster21.jpg
WHAT!?! WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER!?!?! THERE IS ONLY ONE MASTER BLASTER AND I AM HE!

All who dare to overtake my throne as the most vile and evil Master of Blasting is a FOOL!!! None shall pass! NONE SHALL PASS!!!

I challenge you, sir, to a duel to the death! May the pressurized granules of fate fall to your will but alas, there can be only one.

Your days are numbered my friend. We shall see who this masked man is behind the,...err...mask. You will be exposed as a fraud and your foolishness will haunt you FOREVER!!!

that's quite the first post for someone :confused:


Your insolence will not be tolerated.

Don't make me BLAST you.

Todd... I mean, Oh Great Master Blaster! I come seeking wisdom and important Camaro wisdom!

Tell me, oh wise one, How does one acquire such great strength and knowledge?


btw Todd, you have outdone yourself again....


There is no knowledge superior to that of the MASTER BLASTER!

And besides, if you have to ask, you will never know!!!!

I know back in the day, there was a TV show.."Man From Uncle" but I think here we are talking " Man From Ant "


:DKev:D

Actually, I am from Canada. But I live in a small town about 1.5 hours west of Hoboken, NJ.

I hope you can fly Master Blaster. There's countless rotting shells out there just waiting for your miracle of eradication.

Thank you Oh Great One!

Thank you for recognizing my greatness. For that is what I am. however, due to technical problems with my thrust pack, all scheduled flights from the Blasting Lair have been postponed until I can have my henchmen fix the gyro stabilization for flight control. I tried flying without it once but it got kinda messy. I ended up ruining the hot lunch for an entire elemntary school, it ended up in the papers but the govermnment covered it up as a military exercise. You know, the usual.

Beam me up, Scotty!
Or
Danger Will Robinson!

LOL! Let get another beer, this series seems to be of some fortitude.

Unfortunately, beer has no effect on me. My blasting powers far exceed that of any mortal's version of refreshments. So when I am looking to "get my drink on" as the kids say, I will melt down some black beauty and enjoy some molten media. It's delicious. You should try it.

BUT IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD DIE AS YOUR PUNY LITTLE HUMAN FACE WOULD MELT OFF!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

The "Team" welcomes your presence O-great Pressurized One.
If that is you? You look taller in your new photos :confused:
Reading you posts should be a blast...


I think that is because that IMPOSTER is wearing heels. Do not be fooled by him, I am the one and only MASTER BLASTER.

You guys have such a gritty sense of humor. ;)

If was new here, I may take this as being quite abrasive. ;);)

You are making no sense in this post....that is because you are an IMPOSTER!

I have since mutated in height so I can now blast those otherwise hard-to-reach areas young grasshoppa.

You are a liar and a fraud! I will BLAST you if your insolence continues.

Wow, I am impressed...you have done all of that with a siphon feed blaster?


Continue to mock me and I will be forced to blast you. You are making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm ANGRY!!!!

Jason

I am guessing that whoever initiated this post thought that I would take over the lead so here goes....

Yes. All that was done with my syphon feed blaster, but I didn't blast the flat or thinner panels. I sanded the roof panel with my DA and everything else by hand. The only portions of the shell that I used this blaster on were the thicker guage and hard-to-get to areas. (cowl shell, hinge pillars, inner rear sail panels, A-pillars, and inner dash structure on the inner surface of it--not the outer surface you would see from the front seats.

Again, here you are, IMPOSTER! Trying to wear the guise of THE MASTER BLASTER! But young fool, as flattering your attempts at greatness are, you have no chance against me. One thing you lack are the impressive goggles and fashionable shirt used for my protection. Actually, it's more for style as I am INVINCIBLE!!! HAHAHA!!!! try me.

I knew that pic was going to make you famous......I just had no idea how......lmao too!l:)


Thank you. I had my stylist, I mean HENCHMEN, put it together for me... I like the color of yellow in the spring. Makes me think daisies. I mean BLASTING!

Lmao. I needed a good laugh, thanks! :D


Yes. yes. laughing at that FOOL trying to impersonate the one and only MASTER BLASTER is a good stress relief. I make sure to laugh at him after a long day of BLASTING!

Again, here you are, IMPOSTER! Trying to wear the guise of THE MASTER BLASTER! But young fool, as flattering your attempts at greatness are, you have no chance against me. One thing you lack are the impressive goggles and fashionable shirt used for my protection. Actually, it's more for style as I am INVINCIBLE!!! HAHAHA!!!! try me.



Okay.... solely based on word choice, I have narrowed it down to either Steve or Jeff. C'mon-- who is this?

MasterBlaster, you should relate to and enjoy this.

Bob and Tom El Conquistador Video by FiReFigHtIn iRiSh - MySpace Video

Continue to mock me and I will be forced to blast you. You are making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm ANGRY!!!!


Now this sounds like Steve (zulu28). Yes/no? You're killin' me here... l:)

Okay-- you are busted! Who is clwilcox33 ??? I see that you edited the initial post in this thread. Ha ha! Caught ya-- red oxide-handed!!!! LMAO!l:)


The true identity shall NEVER be known. NEVER!!!!

MasterBlaster, you should relate to and enjoy this.

Bob and Tom El Conquistador Video by FiReFigHtIn iRiSh - MySpace Video (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=27933273)


I have no time for your videos, I have a world of rust and rot to BLAST away!

Now this sounds like Steve (zulu28). Yes/no? You're killin' me here... l:)

The true identity of the MASTER BLASTER will never be known!





NEVER!!!!!

Very well then... The only thing that will convince Master Blaster to reveal his true identity is to threaten him with extreme heat so we can melt him down into a sheet of plexiglass. Then we can see right through his cowardness.. hoo hooo hah aha ahhahahahahahahahhahahah....:yes:

Very well then... The only thing that will convince Master Blaster to reveal his true identity is to threaten him with extreme heat so we can melt him down into a sheet of plexiglass. Then we can see right through his cowardness.. hoo hooo hah aha ahhahahahahahahahhahahah....:yes:


You are one step closer to being BLASTED. Back in Hoboken the MASTER BLASTER would have BLASTED you along time ago. Your life would be free of rot and rust but you choose a life of fallacy and shame. You should never have challenged the MASTER BLASTER! You shall meet your fate in a pile of my special BLASTING media. Of which I am the only one who knows the SECRET RECIPE and will never tell!

AND YOU 6781camaro...Of all the people claiming to be a "camaro god". You should be ashamed of yourself, touting the feats of wisdom and strength that a god possesses. I KNOW all of the camaro gods and have never seen you at one of the parties. You have never even been invited.

I should BLAST you first with my new BLASTING apparatus that my HENCHMEN have put together for me. It is new and improved from my Blaster 2.0. This one goes to eleven... ELEVEN! It is called EXTRA ULTRA MODE. I can blast rot and rust from twelve miles with this baby. But it smells a bit funny afterward. My HENCHMEN are working on that little flaw.

The true identity of the MASTER BLASTER will never be known!





NEVER!!!!!

:D I wouldn't be so sure of that but a few $ in the right paypal account would go a long way... ;) LOL...

The true identity of the MASTER BLASTER will never be known!





NEVER!!!!!

Me suspects there is a little bit of a Masterb....ter in all of us, but throughout Cameroland though shall be renowned as King of the Masterb...tres.

Long live the King.LOL

Bernie :D

Best. Thread. Ever.

hummm.....why did I just read all this......I want my life back.


anyways......all that has to be done is have the admin see what the IP is of the user name that registered under this nick and then see who matches it.....

:noway: 'at boy ain't right in da hed ! :wacko:

Well, I gotta admit... ya got true grit, Master Blaster!:)

capt

hummm.....why did I just read all this......I want my life back.


anyways......all that has to be done is have the admin see what the IP is of the user name that registered under this nick and then see who matches it.....

We figured out who it was the first day ;) But as Dennis said, a few bucks in the right Paypal account may be the only way to know for sure :D

Wow. This got really funny, really fast...

Tell us, oh wise and powerful MasterBlaster...

What is the fate of my camaro? I want to start putting it back together but it seems like there is a never ending list of stuff to do to it before doing so...

Please help me...

:D I wouldn't be so sure of that but a few $ in the right paypal account would go a long way... ;) LOL...


I know that the all powerful and omnipotent moderators and administrators of this most awesome site are incorruptable and would not reveal the true identitiy of the MASTER BASTER...

There is no denying the true awesomeness of thier unyeilding strength of will and prowess of typographical skill. They rule of the domain of the internets and have allowed me this sacred conduit of communication with all of you mere mortals.

I am here to save your camaros from rot and rust. Insolence will not be tolerated and rust will be erradicated... It is my DESTINY!!!!

Me suspects there is a little bit of a Masterb....ter in all of us, but throughout Cameroland though shall be renowned as King of the Masterb...tres.

Long live the King.LOL

Bernie :D


Yes, yes. I am the KING OF MASTER BLASTERS.... I am sure that you didn't mean anything else by that!

When you're moving in the positive
Your destination is the brightest star

Best. Thread. Ever.


Thank you for recognizing my greatness oh worthy mortal. Your life has been spared from a fate of garnet and Black Beauty.

I am kind and merciful to those mortals who show reverence and admiration for The MASTER BLASTER!

hummm.....why did I just read all this......I want my life back.


anyways......all that has to be done is have the admin see what the IP is of the user name that registered under this nick and then see who matches it.....


You get to keep your life because the MASTER BLASTER has allowed you to... remember that one...

The admins hold themselves to the MASTER CODE as they are the MASTERS of the ALMIGHTY FORUM of KNOWLEDGE and STRENGTH...

Actually if you research the MASTER CODE, you'll see that Chapter 6, section A.2.a.1-14 addresses the divulgence of Super secret information including the secret identities of all MASTERS on this and all forums. Held by the will and authority of BILL GATES and AL GORE they are bound to the CODE for fear of abolishment from the internets FOREVER. Have you ever tried to anything with outthe internets these days? It's almost impossible to make travel reservations or communicate... Seriously, who uses snail mail any more?

:noway: 'at boy ain't right in da hed ! :wacko:


Actually the MASTER BLASTER is ALWAYS right in the head... IT seems you mere mortals are the ones with the issues... Got and issue? Here's a tissue!

Insolence will not be tolerated

Well, I gotta admit... ya got true grit, Master Blaster!:)

capt


This Man knows greatness when he sees it. Your reverence is most welcome oh worthy mortal. As you are from my homeland, you hold a special place that has my honor as your shield.

Let us sing it together... "Oh, Canada..." I have always loved maple syrup, but alas in the states it is not nearly as delicious as our native hockey players make it...

May the Masters of All Things watch over our beloved maple leaf flag and our nation...

Wow. This got really funny, really fast...

Tell us, oh wise and powerful MasterBlaster...

What is the fate of my camaro? I want to start putting it back together but it seems like there is a never ending list of stuff to do to it before doing so...

Please help me...


The fate of your camaro has yet to be determined... The Masters believe that you have to WORK on your camaro to make it come together... And work you HAVE NOT!

Maybe a good blasting is in order...

We figured out who it was the first day ;) But as Dennis said, a few bucks in the right Paypal account may be the only way to know for sure :D



Nice! :thumbsup: Okay, so who is it? The curiousity is killing me. Waiting for your PM. Promise I won't tell anyone. Don't you think the originator of the character himself deserves to know? pretty please?????:D:D:D:D:D

Hey Mastah Blastah-- ! How are your little nephews doing? You haven't mentioned them in a while????

LMAO!

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/09500.jpg

Here is a bit of History about the MASTER BLASTER in case any of you were wondering...

It all started out in the Small BLASTING town of Crowley in the Yukon Territory. I learned BLASTING at a very young age. I started BLASTING when I was only 3 months old. My Parents (who will remain safely anonymous, all super heroes family members remain anonymous for thier protection and mine) saw that I possessed the skill and temper of a super heroe. They were very supportive and without them, I could not be the MASTER of all BLASTERY as I am today.

As a child, I had an affinity for sand, I used to bury myself in it:
http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv69/crazydecker911/Wyntereatingapurplepopsickle002.jpg

Here is a picture of the first sand castle that I made at the age of 1.5 years:
http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt32/gerry_cruz582/BoRaCaY/CELFONE080.jpg

As you can see I was quite gifted.

As I progress through BLASTING high school, I chose to pursue and BLASTING degree from the Colorado School of Mimes. There I receive a Bachelors degree in BLASTING with a minor in KNOWLEDGE AND POWER.
Here is a piture of me working on my thesis: HOW TO BLAST JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. It has been published and you can buy copies at Barnes and Noble.. http://www.zofkiespainting.com/images/Sandblasting_b.jpg

Here I am working at my first blasting job in the Arctic Circle... They called upon me because no one else possessed the almighty blasting powers that I have to survive in the sub-freezng temperatures up there...http://www.eyeonsandblasting.com/images/pic_2.jpg

I then chose to avoid real life by attending BLASTING graduate school, where I earned my MASTERS degree in BLASTING. I ended up perfecting my BLASTING technique on a RUSTANG because we all know they are disposable and WORTHLESS... This is where I earned the name MASTER BLASTER because I have MASTERED ALL that pertains to BLASTERY!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c35/18psicobra/72.jpg

I have since decided to use my powers for good instead of evil.

I have come to this forum to spread my goodwill towards mortals and allow you to request the superior knowledge that makes me THE MASTER BLASTER!

IF I see fit to respond to your questions.

My vote says it's Stephen. There are only a handful of people who have access and monitor this site all day.........Todd and Stephan are the 2 that come to mine....and it ain't Todd.

Hey Mastah Blastah-- ! How are your little nephews doing? You haven't mentioned them in a while????

LMAO!

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/09500.jpg

They have been banished to Bode's Galaxy. There is a maximum security prison there. They are serving a minimum of Thirty-two light years of time They were sent there because their insolence grew out of control... Never tell a MASTER BLASTER that your skills are greater than ours... or you will suffer the same fate!

My vote says it's Stephen. There are only a handful of people who have access and monitor this site all day.........Todd and Stephan are the 2 that come to mine....and it ain't Todd.


The True identity of the MASTER BLASTER will never be KNOWN!!! NEVER!!!!!

Maybe I am Todd. Maybe I'm Bill Gates. Maybe I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger maybe, but alas, no... I AM THE MASTER BLASTER!!!!

well I just spent 3 minutes online and came up with this: Your yahoo email address is HondaCBR9542@yahoo.com

You obviously like motorcycles..........(as do I)

In your online photo album at photobucket for Zulu28 you have PAGES AND PAGES of Road Atlanta and other motorcycle pics....including Josh Hayes on his Honda CBR. Also I seem to remember you once asking me about my screen name and asking if it referred to the motorcycle helmet.

Ladies and gentlemen........I think we solved the question..... :)

well I just spent 3 minutes online and came up with this: Your yahoo email address is HondaCBR9542@yahoo.com

You obviously like motorcycles..........(as do I)

In your online photo album at photobucket for Zulu28 you have PAGES AND PAGES of Road Atlanta and other motorcycle pics. Also I seem to remember you once asking me about my screen name and asking if it referred to the motorcycle helmet.

Ladies and gentlemen........I think we solved the question..... :)


The True identity of the MASTER BLASTER SHALL NEVER BE KNOWN!!! Does this Zulu28 character BLAST his motorcycles? I think not... Does he Blast andything and everything around him? I think not. Your false accusations displease me.

lol

Before the ALMIGHTY Moderators shut me down, I will go out in peace. This world may not be ready for THE MASTER BLASTER, but I am ready for it...

I will be at your beckoned call for you my people... My Camaro people. I am here for all of your rust and rot erradication needs. If you need me post on my thread and I may return to assist you with my BLASTING expertise.

For now, I will return to my home town of Crowley back in the Yukon. There is much BLASTING that needs to be done up there. That and my parents aren't going to charge me rent when I move back into my room... I MEAN BLASTING LAIR!!! Do you know how much the city was charging me for electricity to run my MASSIVE AND MOST POWERFUL compressors? Man, it makes the IRS look like a bunch of sissies!

I wish you the best you most worthy mortals. May your camaros last long and rust-free lives!!!!

Farewell, Camaros.net Body Shop! You mortals will be missed but not forgotten!

oh yeah, one thing before I get outta here... That Aria guy thinks he is smart, but maybe just maybe it is another member being sneeky, sneeky.

Sincerely,
THE MASTER BLASTER

well I just spent 3 minutes online and came up with this: Your yahoo email address is HondaCBR9542@yahoo.com

You obviously like motorcycles..........(as do I)

In your online photo album at photobucket for Zulu28 you have PAGES AND PAGES of Road Atlanta and other motorcycle pics....including Josh Hayes on his Honda CBR. Also I seem to remember you once asking me about my screen name and asking if it referred to the motorcycle helmet.

Ladies and gentlemen........I think we solved the question..... :)



Chris

AH ha! THat's what I noticed too. The yahoo email with the CBR reference in it. I was going to say something but I figured I'd let the story play on.

Now, where's those royalties????

This one just had me rolling in laughter today! NICE!!!!

http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv69/crazydecker911/Wyntereatingapurplepopsickle002.jpg

But, I thought you said you chose to use your blasting powers for good, not evil? How do you explain this former identity you once lived under the alias, THE SANDMAN?



FORMER WWE WRESTLER "THE SANDMAN" ARRESTED AT GUNPOINT ON FELONY CHARGES AFTER WILD MELEE IN YONKERS, NY (http://ballhype.com/story/former_wwe_wrestler_the_sandman_arrested_at_gunpoi nt/)






http://images.ballhype.com/uploads/photos_large/2008/07/22/SANDMAN_BOOKING_PHOTO.jpg
www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com (http://ballhype.com/action/rd/www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com//) has exclusively confirmed that former ECW World Heavyweight Champion James Fullington, better known as "The Sandman" was arrested in a wild scene last night after an appearance in Yonkers, New York went very wrong. Sandman was at a party being thrown in honor of WWE Hall of Famer Captain Lou Albano at La Lanterna when employees called the Yonkers Police around 9:45 pm because Sandman was throwing glasses at employees. The Yonkers Police Department confirmed just moments ago that two police officers, Jessica O'Dell and Frank McDonald of the First Precinct, suffered cuts to the hands and arms when Sandman kept throwing glasses when the officers arrived on the scene. The Yonkers Police Department confirmed this morning that Sandman has been charged with second-degree assault, a felony, third-degree criminal mischief, a felony, second-degree reckless endangerment, a misdemeanor, and resisting arrest, a misdemeanor. Sandman was taken to Westchester County Jail for psychiatric evaluation. For more exclusive information: www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com (http://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com/)

OR this one?????



http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Spiderman_3_Hi_Res/spiderman_3_movie_image_thomas_haden_church_as_san dman_fighting_spiderman.jpg

OR EVEN MORE... THIS ONE>>>

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/23/masterblaster128507945527031250.jpg

Actually the MASTER BLASTER is ALWAYS right in the head... IT seems you mere mortals are the ones with the issues... Got and issue? Here's a tissue!

Insolence will not be tolerated
I'd like to know what % of nitros that you use to get your attitude adjustment just right?

capt

Nice work, Todd. ;) It seems to point to YOU. Except you spelled hero with an "e" on the end, which initially led me to believe it was Dan Quayle.

Nice work, Todd. ;) It seems to point to YOU. Except you spelled hero with an "e" on the end, which initially led me to believe it was Dan Quayle.


Al,

I know it's hard to believe, but it's not me. --although I would love to take the credit for this incredibly clever concoction of a marvel-like super hero. (and I noticed that mis-spelling of hero too) I am a teacher and would rarely do that sort of thing....

Steve--- your busted! (or blasted!) Ha ha! LMAO!

Al,

........(and I noticed that mis-spelling of hero too) I am a teacher and would rarely do that sort of thing....


.........you may just be a teacher,but a very clever teacher/MasterBlaster would intentionally misspell the word "hero" in an attempt to avoid detection:yes:.

David F.

.........you may just be a teacher,but a very clever teacher/MasterBlaster would intentionally misspell the word "hero" in an attempt to avoid detection:yes:.

David F.

David

Now- honestly, it wasn't me.:noway: Steve(zulu28) help me out here man... Spill the beans...:yes:

lol....I will sit back and enjoy my popcorn now! :)

lol....I will sit back and enjoy my popcorn now! :)



Me and you both ... :popcorn::popcorn:

MAN, I am not having any part of this...

I do find it ironic that I met Josh Hayes two years ago at Road Atlanta. He told me his then Fiance , Melissa was racing in the GP racing 250cc. I had my camera along and snapped a ton of pics, then posted them on my photo bucket for the two of them to download...

SO you will notice that there are a bunch of pics of his girl on the green bike that says Celtic Racing on it

It would seem that someone has been doing some research... hmmmm....

MAN, I am not having any part of this...

I do find it ironic that I met Josh Hayes two years ago at Road Atlanta. He told me his then Fiance , Melissa was racing in the GP racing 250cc. I had my camera along and snapped a ton of pics, then posted them on my photo bucket for the two of them to download...

SO you will notice that there are a bunch of pics of his girl on the green bike that says Celtic Racing on it

It would seem that someone has been doing some research... hmmmm....


Steve

Hey... there is 68 Camaro shell for sale local to me for only $600 if you're interested. It is stripped out and has some rust, but includes a 10-bolt rear and has the entire back half intact. Just thought you may be interested or know someone.

Steve

Hey... there is 68 Camaro shell for sale local to me for only $600 if you're interested. It is stripped out and has some rust, but includes a 10-bolt rear and has the entire back half intact. Just thought you may be interested or know someone.


Really? Where is it? I really may be interested.... What does it have... subframe? doors? trunk lid?

MAN, I am not having any part of this...

I do find it ironic that I met Josh Hayes two years ago at Road Atlanta. He told me his then Fiance , Melissa was racing in the GP racing 250cc. I had my camera along and snapped a ton of pics, then posted them on my photo bucket for the two of them to download...

SO you will notice that there are a bunch of pics of his girl on the green bike that says Celtic Racing on it

It would seem that someone has been doing some research... hmmmm....

Btw I am not denying it though, I do like motorcylces and wished that I had one....

How would Mastah Blastah be able to sit on a Motorcyle without clogging up the chain with garnet? LMAO:D

So are you gonna tell me about that car or what?

Really? Where is it? I really may be interested.... What does it have... subframe? doors? trunk lid?


Check your GMAIL account. I just sent you the ad link...

So are you gonna tell me about that car or what?


Yes, check your gmail accnt

just sent it...

Cool! Thanks!

Cool! Thanks!


No prob...

If I had the storage room, I would gobble that up right now if the guy said come on over... I would offer $450-500 and see what he says... (no title)

Hey Todd AKA Masta Blasta! After much investigation a la Quincy or CSI I deduced your identidy via 2 major flaws in your plan. Number one, the date on the original post contained the exact same font as all of the dates posted in your other thread. Second the headlight of the black car in the background matches the vehicle in the background in both threads perfectly. But not to worry if you PM now I will give the account number for an off shore bank account in the Virgin Islands. Upon receipt of the ransom I will erase this post and your secret will be safe with me. Like Kryptonyte I will dissapear leaving you free to fight corrosion, rott, rust, erosion, decay and oxidization worldwide. May the force be with you, oh, anti-ferric wonder.

No prob...

If I had the storage room, I would gobble that up right now if the guy said come on over... I would offer $450-500 and see what he says... (no title)


Man I don't know about that... It says no VIN on that listing... I would stay away... That is prolly why it is so cheap!

oh, anti-ferric wonder.

haha

Hey Todd AKA Masta Blasta! After much investigation a la Quincy or CSI I deduced your identidy via 2 major flaws in your plan. Number one, the date on the original post contained the exact same font as all of the dates posted in your other thread. Second the headlight of the black car in the background matches the vehicle in the background in both threads perfectly. But not to worry if you PM now I will give the account number for an off shore bank account in the Virgin Islands. Upon receipt of the ransom I will erase this post and your secret will be safe with me. Like Kryptonyte I will dissapear leaving you free to fight corrosion, rott, rust, erosion, decay and oxidization worldwide. May the force be with you, oh, anti-ferric wonder.

Or check page 22 of his photobucket account. Damning evidence indeed!

OMG Al great sleuth work. What a team. I will split my ransom with you. I knew I`ve seen that picture before. Like all great deceptions, it is always a carless mistake that causes ones defeat. But alas I wouldn`t be too sure we have seen the last of masta blasta. Like all great criminal minds turned good to fight evil, he will return. Bigger and better than ever, only even more mysterious and superpower like. After all if not for masta blasta, who will defeat the evil gothite that is plauging our fair hobby and reaking havoc on the Camaro as we know it. I welcome his return to rid our land of ferric oxide. Perhaps it will be like overhauling and he will come to my house and wipe my car clean of rust. Have faith and may the masta blasta visit you while you sleep. God Bless America and keep us safe from our most arch enemy.

Yes - never underestimate the power of the "quote" button (post #1 in this thread, for example!!) - nor the power of free beer for that matter.

Man...... and I thought I had too much time on my hands :D

Hey Todd AKA Masta Blasta! After much investigation a la Quincy or CSI I deduced your identidy via 2 major flaws in your plan. Number one, the date on the original post contained the exact same font as all of the dates posted in your other thread. Second the headlight of the black car in the background matches the vehicle in the background in both threads perfectly. But not to worry if you PM now I will give the account number for an off shore bank account in the Virgin Islands. Upon receipt of the ransom I will erase this post and your secret will be safe with me. Like Kryptonyte I will dissapear leaving you free to fight corrosion, rott, rust, erosion, decay and oxidization worldwide. May the force be with you, oh, anti-ferric wonder.


Mike, Woody, and Al,

Hate to break the news to you guys, but just because someone else (not me) who opened this ficticious account mocking my original character, can copy and paste MY picture that I (Todd) originally posted, does not mean it was me. I can take all of your pics and copy/paste them into a new thread too just as easy! Think about it.

Secondly, the headlight on the "black" car in the background, does not match the headlight in my (Todd) photo since I don't even own a black car...

You need to improve your detective skills before trying to nail any future investigations. :yes:

Again, this was not me. Ask admin. They know the truth. HELP ME OUT HERE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or check page 22 of his photobucket account. Damning evidence indeed!


Al, same goes for you too. Brush up on your skills....

Of course my photobucket account has that photo. It's MY photo! I store every photo that I post into my build thread in photobucket so I can upload it. Makes sense now? How is that evidence? Not sure how you think you nailed it there...:confused:

Listen guys, yes it was funny and I enjoyed the play too, BUT, I do not enjoy that the real person who posted this in my name so-to-say is not coming forward and in a way impersonating my character(the real one in all actuality here).

Again, this was not my doing. I am requesting admin to step in now. (starting to get a tad annoying)

Todd, you were great playing the master blaster character!.....It sort of reminds me of a South Park episode where eric cartman plays you, the master blaster, and stan and kyle always cutting your character down!

UGGHH TODD. FINE. OKAY I ADMIT IT...

IT WAS MEEEE!!!!!

SHEESH...

You don't take a joke well...(starting to get a tad annoying)

It was a bit fun watching you squirm though...

Sorry if anyone got upset over this. Most of the guys got a kick out of this over the top character.

I honestly thought everyone would get more of a kick out of it than get all mad that they didn't know who it was...

Thanks to the Mods for letting me get away with it for a little bit...

May the Master Blaster Rest in Peace...

For he is THE MASTER BLASTER....

hahaha

It was fun while it lasted.

Oh yeah, btw... Sorry I had to fib and say it wasn't me, but I had to play the part...

Yeah and Chris and Todd, you guys are super sleuths..you guys are so smart! I am proud of you

Oh yeah, btw... Sorry I had to fib and say it wasn't me, but I had to play the part...

Yeah and Chris and Todd, you guys are super sleuths..you guys are so smart! I am proud of you


Steve

I was quite enthused at first-- believe me. I guess I was just soooo curious as to who it was and that other members thought it really was me, that it started to become frustrating. I give you a lot of credit though. :yes: Those quotes will never be topped and were hilarious... Thanks for the stardum. :thumbsup:

Your Friendly-neighborhood MASTER BLASTER....... SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (the sounds of a 90 psi nozzle at work) LMAO!!!!!

Long live Mastah Blastah...

Todd, you were great playing the master blaster character!.....It sort of reminds me of a South Park episode where eric cartman plays you, the master blaster, and stan and kyle always cutting your character down!


Thanks, but I must give credit where credit is due... Steve (zulu28) was the man... Quite clever at that... I did enjoy it...

glad to see the mystery solved, had a feeling it was steve because it would just be weird if todd were having all those convos with himself, he is weird and all...but not that weird lol! im sorry to hear that the blasta is retired though...i was just about to challenge him to a blasting duel. i took on the blasting project from hell recently. it was a modified circle track car with a full cage. heres some pics

The old tent made a comeback but had to be modified after the first night of rain collapsed the roof and soaked the area i blasted and got my media all wet....i used to be a design student(keywords: used to be) lol. once i put the hip roof on drainage was not an issue

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/0502091339.jpg

burning the midnight oil....or well 1am oil as it were

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/0505092038.jpg

here it is when it rolled off the car trailer

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0302.jpg

moved it over on dollys little by little

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0305.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0309.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0308.jpg

then the blasting began

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0380.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0381.jpg

got the front section blasted then hit it with DP50 just to seal it up while i worked on the rest

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/0504092051.jpg

and finally...my version of mastah blastah lol

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0377.jpg

I remember in terry's thread awhile back he was painting a cage for someone inside their camaro and mentioned what a PITA it was......well terry......i think i have you beat! ugh what a pain this was. i got primer all over my arms from reaching in trying to get the right angle. but this time when i shoot the color im just going to work from the inside out

Now your nickname is "optimus Prime" Lol!

Nice job on the blasting there... That looks like a true PITA~ for sure....

HAHA...Damn my detective work was great! I told you guys on page 2 who it was..... :)

HAHA...Damn my detective work was great! I told you guys on page 2 who it was..... :)


You're so smart, I'm gonna git you a cookie!

glad to see the mystery solved, had a feeling it was steve because it would just be weird if todd were having all those convos with himself, he is weird and all...but not that weird lol! im sorry to hear that the blasta is retired though...i was just about to challenge him to a blasting duel. i took on the blasting project from hell recently. it was a modified circle track car with a full cage.

and finally...my version of mastah blastah lol

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0377.jpg



TIM, I see you are a most awesome BLASTER. You would make a WORTHY opponent in the arena of BLASTERY. But my friend, your BLASTING powers are no match for the MASTER BLASTER!!!!! For I am he, and he is me and me is the MASTER BLASTER!!!! No one shall take my throne!!!!! Well, except maybe that dude from the Death Star that invented that massive earth destroying laser thing, he might have a chance, BUT NO ONE ELSE!!!!! Yes TIM, yes I came out of my short lived retirement for you and only you...You are welcome my friend for my presence...It is a gift for you...

But...My plane is leaving soon and this airport internet service is wicked expensive so I must return to Canada where the BLASTING is plentiful and most awesome...

But my friend, your BLASTING powers are no match for the MASTER BLASTER!!!!! For I am he, and he is me and me is the MASTER BLASTER!!!! No one shall take my throne!!!!!

So what is your method/technique for pressure blasting sheetmetal?

Bless your heart , Tim , Bless your heart , you must be a glutton for punishment !:noway:

Bless your heart , Tim , Bless your heart , you must be a glutton for punishment !:noway:

haha you could call it that, thanks for being nice about it lol. ive been called much worse once people see what i took on

You have angered the TRUE MASTER BLASTER and he wishes to challenge you to a duel.

SAND VS. FIRE....

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm298/6781camaro/buttflamethrower.jpg

I am still miffed at how much thought and detail went into the creation of this thread. AMAZING WORK Steve!

But you forgot one thing....

The original Master Blaster Lamp:

http://www.arair1.net/camaro/IMG_0070.jpg

well since i havent been able to work on the camaro i have been alittle blue lately.....or maybe thats just because im covered in overspray from this frame haha. figured id show you guys how it turned out. here we go...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0392.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0393.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0394.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0395.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0396.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0397.jpg

the cutomer was very pleased with the work as was i. i tried using the dekups system that came with my new devilbiss guns and i switched back to the metal cup within one coat. I dunno, maybe its because it didnt come with any diagrams and i messed up the setup but i didnt like it very much. im going to contact them on monday and see if im missing something

Nice work Tim! I am sure Master Blaster would be proud too... :D

Tim, did you get cash or sponsor space? :)

Wow... that is really blue...

haha that is really funny frank! he tried pulling that on me with a discount, meanwhile i already did the entire job as a favor for $500.....some people.....lol

What ! You're not going to cut n buff that thing ? He must REALLY like blue !:D Good job there Timmah !

It looks more like there was a discount on blue paint.... that thing looks heavy as hell... Is that how extensive roll cages have to be for circle track? It seems a bit like overkill...but I guess it's better to be safe than dead...

WHAT A MINUTE GUYS!!!!!

No comments on my post here in post #114 and 115???? What's up with that?

Umm...Nice lamp?

Lord of thunderdome welcome :)

well since i havent been able to work on the camaro i have been alittle blue lately.....or maybe thats just because im covered in overspray from this frame haha. figured id show you guys how it turned out. here we go...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/timbevis/DSCN0392.jpg




Is this a smurf car?

:D

Just kidding buddy!!!!!!!

Master Blaster, are you prepared to deal with the force of a Tennesee Squire and my total lack of caring what people think?
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hahahahahahahaa:beers:

Master Blaster, are you prepared to deal with the force of a Tennesee Squire and my total lack of caring what people think?
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hahahahahahahaa:beers:

oh my...........

we have a new super hero

How about a Dynamic Trio? Master Blaster, Ob-Noxious Fumes, and Tennessee Squire!!!

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm298/6781camaro/buttflamethrower.jpg

Master Blaster, are you prepared to deal with the force of a Tennesee Squire and my total lack of caring what people think?
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hahahahahahahaa:beers:
THAT IS GREAT!!!! hahaha

Hey Masta! I just bought a fully-restored Pro-Street Camaro and would like your opinion on it. I am having a slight driver door alignment issue. Here I am sitting on the rear 1/4.

Oh, and allow me to instroduce myself...

I AM the F-Body Guru. :D

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm298/6781camaro/1969CamaroCody.jpg

Looks sweet! But...who's the terrorist on the fender? :D:D:D:D:D :p

Looks sweet! But...who's the terrorist on the fender? :D:D:D:D:D :p



Nice! :D

Uh--uh... eh-hmmm... cough, cough.... oops! Sorry to interrupt your normal thread reading--- Coughed up some silica crystals in my sleep... I'm okay.:thumbsup: Carry on guys!

Your friendly-neighborhood Master Blaster! ;)

Oh no....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/ChevyThunder/pod1.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j271/dreamweaver10/Stupid%20PIcs/ruprecht.jpg

Okay, not what I expected in response. Verrrry odd pic there!... Is that Steve Martin?

Strange pic for a strange thread I guess :D

Steve Martin - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095031/)

Good/funny stuff there...:yes:

I'll just post what I can.

Jules Jordan
a.k.a. Master Blaster

Years Active: 1998-2008

Jules Jordan (born Ashley Gasper) is an American pornographic movie director, actor, and producer
He is one of the most acclaimed, awarded and imitated porn directors, notably in his use of long takes, tease, and fetish clothing
He is known for his fetish for big butts, his recurrent use of sex toys, and his particular attention to the performers' outfits. He acts in some of the films that he produces.

yes, that's Steve Martin from DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS. A very funny movie also starring the great Michael Cain. the scene where Martin is pretending to be paralizyd from the waist down and Michael Cain is gradually smacking him harder and harder with a switch is an absolute classic scene.

Not that this thread was ever right in the head, but since it's taken a turn for the even more bizzare, here's my contribution:

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j271/dreamweaver10/Stupid%20PIcs/FlyinUrinal.jpg

Kalif: yes, this thread has no chance of being normal. So, I will use this opportunity to remind you (again) that you need to complete the rest of what Clint Eastwood says, "He should have armed himself, if he was gonna decorate his salloon with my friend"

I think I'll keep it as is.... The original quote may work better for the movie, but my abridged version works to maintain my political incorrectness :thumbsup:

BTW - If my use of the word "political" in any way causes the mods to want to move this thread to OT please feel free to remove my post . I wouldn't want to upset the apple cart here.

I believe I have located MasterBlaster's new helmet to conceal his identity. It's on the right side of this pic of some items for sale in the Classified Section.....................................

http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p469/Newell44/yo/Ebay012.jpg

Dave

I chuckled for a few seconds on that one. Funny!:D

Then I found this one for when he is incognito on the beach catching some rays to maintain his sandy tan! l:)


http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture97/linan/product5.jpg

Dave

I chuckled for a few seconds on that one. Funny!:D

Then I found this one for when he is incognito on the beach catching some rays to maintain his sandy tan! l:)


http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture97/linan/product5.jpg

Todd, That's even funnier than my post l:):beers:.

David F.

I try...:thumbsup: :D

Ironically, I will be doing a little more blasting either this weekend or during the week if I can, to see the true condition of my rear package tray. I am toying with just replacing it and going with the all-new approach. We'll see. It's just too easy at this point to say... eh-- let me just order it up and weld it in. Have a great night!

Or maybe this one for when he is blasting scale-like rust on an African safari ? l:)

http://www.tribesgallery.com/african/masks/afr_mask9.jpg

I try...:thumbsup: :D

Ironically, I will be doing a little more blasting either this weekend or during the week if I can, to see the true condition of my rear package tray. I am toying with just replacing it and going with the all-new approach. We'll see. It's just too easy at this point to say... eh-- let me just order it up and weld it in. Have a great night!

:cool:..let us know what you decide to do.:yes:

David F.

I have returned from my recent Hiatus to the Yukon Territory to BLAST you all with my infinite wisdom and mighty blasting strength and send you into a whirling tizzy of awe and shock... or whatever...

YOU ALL WILL BE AMAZED AT THE AMOUNT OF ALLKNOWINGNESS I HAVE ATTAINED DURING MY TIME AWAY.

But alas, I shall not bestow upon your feeble minds the ALLPOWERFUL and MOST AWESOMENESS THAT ONLY THE MASTER BLASTER CAN ATTAIN. If I were to let you in on the most POWERFUL knowledge that I have attained, Your heads would explode like that time my brother put a M-80 in a toilet at school when we were kids... He recently got out of jail... but that was for a different incident involving a moose, two deer and a bottle of 151... umm for another time maybe...

Your mockery of the MOST AWESOME AND POWERFUL MASTER BLASTER WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

Seriously guys this is for trained professionals only... fo realz.

LET IT BE KNOWN I HAVE RETURNED. AND MY MASTER BLASTING FINGER IS TRIGGER HAPPY!

Remember, insolence will NOT be tolerated!

I AM the Master Blaster

You ARE Hilarious.

I have returned from my recent Hiatus to the Yukon Territory to BLAST you all with my infinite wisdom and mighty blasting strength and send you into a whirling tizzy of awe and shock... or whatever...

YOU ALL WILL BE AMAZED AT THE AMOUNT OF ALLKNOWINGNESS I HAVE ATTAINED DURING MY TIME AWAY.

But alas, I shall not bestow upon your feeble minds the ALLPOWERFUL and MOST AWESOMENESS THAT ONLY THE MASTER BLASTER CAN ATTAIN. If I were to let you in on the most POWERFUL knowledge that I have attained, Your heads would explode like that time my brother put a M-80 in a toilet at school when we were kids... He recently got out of jail... but that was for a different incident involving a moose, two deer and a bottle of 151... umm for another time maybe...

Your mockery of the MOST AWESOME AND POWERFUL MASTER BLASTER WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

Seriously guys this is for trained professionals only... fo realz.

LET IT BE KNOWN I HAVE RETURNED. AND MY MASTER BLASTING FINGER IS TRIGGER HAPPY!

Remember, insolence will NOT be tolerated!

The MasterBlaster >>>>> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/ChevyThunder/pod1.jpg<<<<<<

Now that , Mr Tibbs , is funny :D Makes me wonder if some of the things that come out of MB's ramblings weren't chemically induced !:D:D:D Gives "This one time , at Band Camp "............. a whole new meaning !:D