keypilot
Jul 28th, 09, 02:41 PM
http://www.bigpinekey.com/images_09/Jul/an_texas2.gif Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads: "I'm Gay," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. God bless Texas!
SPARKY69
Jul 28th, 09, 02:50 PM
good one!! i vote they dont make it!!
mbrekke
Jul 28th, 09, 03:11 PM
They'll be walking the last leg of that trip after their cars get stolen in El Paso. ;)
Mark
Arai
Jul 28th, 09, 04:09 PM
hummmmmmm......
(Chris heads to closet to get his gun......)
:D
here is something else we do in Texas!!! ~~>> YouTube - redneck water skiing
smitty67
Jul 28th, 09, 04:40 PM
They'll be walking the last leg of that trip after their cars get stolen in El Paso. ;)
Mark
Now that is funny! I don't care who you are..
Microgiant
Jul 28th, 09, 05:06 PM
I hate to lern y'all but rednecks in Texas are an endangered species. Yippies from California have been (illegally) moving in here in droves and theres not enough shells at the kmart to shoot them all. Heven help us. :mad:
buenymayor
Jul 28th, 09, 11:19 PM
They'll be walking the last leg of that trip after their cars get stolen in El Paso. ;)
Mark
That is funny! :thumbsup:
.Bad75.
Jul 29th, 09, 01:28 AM
i hate to lern y'all but rednecks in texas are an endangered species. Yippies from california have been (illegally) moving in here in droves and theres not enough shells at the kmart to shoot them all. Heven help us. :mad:
lmfao!!!!
DougP
Jul 29th, 09, 07:44 AM
Good one - I forwarded it to a group of my friends who will appreciate it
RSS
Jul 29th, 09, 09:58 AM
I hate to lern y'all but rednecks in Texas are an endangered species. Yippies from California have been (illegally) moving in here in droves and theres not enough shells at the kmart to shoot them all. Heven help us. :mad:
That's funnier than a one-eyed gopher in a cactus patch :D
okiemark
Jul 29th, 09, 11:16 AM
only good thing to come out of Texas is I-35
Calpantera
Jul 29th, 09, 02:46 PM
only good thing to come out of Texas is I-35
THAT is funny.. :)