A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say 'What cha gonna do about it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.'

'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.'

'I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life,

--- and then you show up and drank the damn poison.

HA HA. Somedays you just can't win. The harder you try, the further behind you get. That's what they make :beers: for.

I thought he was gonna say he had just stopped off for a drink on the way to return his urine sample.

I thought he was gonna say he had just stopped off for a drink on the way to return his urine sample.

i was thinking the exact same lol

anyone ever grab their bottle of beer only to grab a bottle full Skoal spit? Or worse, cigarette butts? You're first reaction is "I'm drinking someone's Heineken"

ha good one

anyone ever grab their bottle of beer only to grab a bottle full Skoal spit? Or worse, cigarette butts? You're first reaction is "I'm drinking someone's Heineken"
We had a tech school instructor that would put her can down on a student table once in a while. Well she put her can down on a table by another can of the same soda, but had a dudes skoal spit in it and took a big old swill... Man she was madder than a hornet.