I read this in other site and find it funny. BTW, they didn't mentioned a Camaro site, is there some respect around? :D

Several car forums threads:
Honda Civic forum
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me
-Just added some more decals (5 hp gain)
-Whose tailpipe is the biggest? (pics)
-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.
-Which mod next? Paper machee body kit or aluminum wing?
-Mom need her car back, NOS un-installation project pictures.
-Had to borrower son?s car while car was in the shop, how humiliating.
-Yo yO yo, i wAs DrIvInG yO wHeN I huRd SoMe BiG ShiZZ FeLL oFF yO. HoW mUcH wAiT dId I SaVe yO cUz My wHiP Feels MaD FaSteR nOw Yo

Honda Accord forum
-Mom is giving me her car, does anyone have altezzas or wings for sale??

Mutang forum
-some punk kid in a civic just tried to race me.
-barbers that specialize in mullets

McLaren F1 forum
-some punk kid in an F-16 tried to race me.

Bentley forum
-I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Mercedes forum
-My '98 E class just burnt another bulb, dealer charged me $130 to replace it, did I get burned?
-Did you see the latest episode of Cribs, I have to have Alan Iverson's new.....(insert vehicle here)
-My dealership voided my warranty because now I make under 100k a year.
-My credit report is shot, how do I get around this to take a test drive in the new SL.
-Got a ticket today for doing 65 in a 35mph zone. Jeez, I paid $65,000 for this car, I can drive as fast as I want!!!

Fiero forum
-Just bought a new flame retarded suite (pics)

Buick Forum
-Is Medicaire or Medicaid right for me?

Cadillac Forum
-How do I get yak out of my fur seats.
-Anyone check out the AARP discounts on the new Caddies?

Escalade Forums
-Glock or Sig, when rolling out on the town which one are you packing?
-Help, Hommie spilled his 40 on interior, how do you get it out.
-What does MPG mean and why is mine so low?
-I got owned by a H1 last night, need help
-Just bent my twenny-trees drivin' over a Honduh, whurr can I get thurrties?
-You think gas prices will come down anytime soon?

Saturn Forum
-(For sale/wanted section) Roman candle landed on my fender and melted it. Anyone know where to buy fender?

Crown Victoria forum
-How come people never pass me on the highway?

Toyota Echo forum
-Does our car use AAA or AA batteries?

Bugatti forum
-Wife (now ex-wife) got in car with shoes on. How to
remove blood stains out of carpet?

Hummer forum
-had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is
black touchup paint available thru the dealer?

Mitsubishi forum
-(200 threads) surviving crank walk

Supra forum
-(for sale/wanted) 2 turbo's isn't enough. I need NAWWWWS.

Mini Cooper
-more power without adding another hamster

Yugo forum
-My shifter came out in my hand on a hard 1-2, how do I put it back in?
-My exhaust fell off, I went to pick it up and I've had this strange burning sensation ever since, what happened?

Monte Carlo forum
-Where can I find 'dat new edition golden Dale Earnhart #3 decal
-Why do I keep gettin' pulled over?. It ain't stolen yo.
- Here's how Duct tape works for body work...

Kia Forum
-Help! The factory glue holding my unibody is washing off!

Lamborghini Diablo forum
-Window rattles at 210 mph

LMAO! graemlins/hurray.gif

May I suggest adding this one for us gearhead guy's..

For any old-fashioned Muscle car!

"Poke, stroke and blow AND if that ain't enough try a little gas!!"

He, He!!

pdq67

graemlins/beers.gif

1st Gen Camaro Topics....
- How to secure a 2nd TD to buy a replacement RS wiper motor assembly

- Some kid in a 1984 Z-28 tried to race me this morning

- Some guy with a mullet driving a 1978 Z-28 tried to race me this morning

- Some old guy with a toupe' driving a 2001 SS tried to race me this morning

That's too good! Love it.
But, help me out here. I didn't get the mitsubishi one. redface.gif Maybe too much driving.

The crown vic really cracked me up. I always creep up on them slow, then get pissed when I realize it was another fake! LOL :D

LMAO also.

Steveo -

Appearantly there are crankshaft problems in 95-98? Eclipses, almost enough for a class-action law suit.

Here's a link:

Crank Walk Discussion (http://www.roadraceengineering.com/walkingcrankshaft.htm)

Doesn't bother me though, I would never own a ricer.

What's up with the whole crown victoria thing....Don't get with passing them and creeping up on them and finding it's a fake....Just curious...because the thread is great, lol....just want to know what the crown vic. is all about?

Crown Vic = Unmarked State Trooper in most states.

Heres some visual clues so you don't have to creep up on them.

Rear sway bars = cops
Landau top with lights on the B pillars = not cops
Big giant bumper guards = cops

i get the same treatment driving my 94 Caprice as most Crown Vic owners get- except my car has the spotlights still on it, so people are never quite sure about that dirtball in the white cop car...
ahhhh... respect... i can see why people become cops....

Originally posted by Mark C:
Crown Vic = Unmarked State Trooper in most states.

Heres some visual clues so you don't have to creep up on them.

Rear sway bars = cops
Landau top with lights on the B pillars = not cops
Big giant bumper guards = cops Know what? this two aren't cop cars, kinda difficult to distinguish, eh? :D
http://www.usd.edu/~dreifenr/MFB2.jpg http://images.cardomain.com/member_images/11/web/431000-431999/431029_29_full.jpg

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[ 01-09-2004, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: ORENCH ]

Originally posted by 69-Z11Pacer:
Steveo -

Appearantly there are crankshaft problems in 95-98? Eclipses, almost enough for a class-action law suit.

Here's a link:

Crank Walk Discussion (http://www.roadraceengineering.com/walkingcrankshaft.htm)

Doesn't bother me though, I would never own a ricer. Ahhh, that just bites the big one. We, errr, I mean the wife, has a 97 eclipse. Great! graemlins/sad.gif
Ours is low low miles. May be time to off it. :rolleyes: