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Geezer
Feb 18th, 05, 03:12 PM
Cajun - Boudreaux Fishing


Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa night
crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in
his mouf.


He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat
froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real
careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de
haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap hisself
roun' Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free. But Boudreaux, him had a
real good grip on his haid, yeh.


Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait
can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite
him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib over
hauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops i! nto de
snake's mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body
go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back
to fishin'.


A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe. He
slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs

georgia 69
Feb 18th, 05, 04:16 PM
Good story Geezer.Look at this link This is what my 6 year old almost stepped on this summer on our front porch.I killed 3 moccasins,1 copperhead and this last year,we have a pond 50 yards in front of the house.Sorry to change the subject just reminded me of that day.

Ron

http://community.webshots.com/album/276974390oOwlOS

Geezer
Feb 18th, 05, 05:23 PM
It sounds like you need to get a pet Mongoose.. :eek:

MrDanB
Feb 18th, 05, 07:41 PM
Georgia69,
Back in junior high school...I went down to Ga. to visit my older brother. Being a youngster from Seattle, I didn't know any better, but I found that the "garter snakes" that hung out in the ravines were a little more agressive than the ones in Seattle. All of the local kids thought I was crazy! They ran and got my brother who proceeded to tell me that they were actually water mocasins and some other poisonous snake I had in the forked stick I was playing with. I'm probably lucky to be alive right now.lol

Dano

georgia 69
Feb 18th, 05, 08:43 PM
Yea Dano you real lucky,Id rather sandpaper a cougars butt that fool with a moccasin,they are mean and very very agressive,they will actually attack if cornered.Did yall see the picture of the Rattle snake in the link,He was coiled and in the strike position,until that 12 guage went off.