A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and,in a booming voice, the Lord said, Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will send you one miracle. The man said Build a bride to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want. The Lord said Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bootom of the Pacific The concrete and the steel it would take It nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me. The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said Lord,
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,what she's thinking when she gives me that silent treatment,whyshe cries,what she means when she say's nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy. The Lord replied, YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR LANES ON THAT BRIDGE.

:D The Bridge would be easier. Heh,heh.

my wife WAS NOT amused...lmao!

Thats was funny smile.gif (had to hide it from #1 though) tongue.gif


I just heard a good Rodney Dangerfield joke today. He goes:

Man I tell ya, I get NO Respect..When I was little, my father took me to the zoo. When the zookeepers saw me they thought I was one of their runaways and thanked him for returning me. "One of em even gave me a banana". tongue.gif Man I tell ya I get NO respect :D

All a woman wants is for a man to listen to her, share her feelings, comfort her, and dance with her. The problem is, those guys all have boyfriends.

Quoted by Codi: The problem is, those guys all have boyfriends. LMAO ! Unfortunately, its probably the truth.