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cronauer339 Jun 7th, 05, 04:54 PM I was woundering if anyone has installed a turbonator to their car its like an ad in most car mags saying supercharge any car for 69.99 you put it in your intake.. I want to know if it sounds like its worth the money and if anyone has one
pdq67 Jun 7th, 05, 04:56 PM I figure it will make my car run faster b/c it will weight less by about $70 or so with my billfold in my pocket is all!!
pdq67
cronauer339 Jun 7th, 05, 04:57 PM do you think its true about adding up to 35 hp
dnult Jun 7th, 05, 05:14 PM do you think its true about adding up to 35 hp
Someone around here pointed out an ebay add a year or so ago. Someone was selling a blower fan for the engine compartment of a boat and calling it a turbo charger. It even had a power increase guarantee. No, I doubt very much that ading turbulence to the air charge will increase horse power by 35. If 35 horse power were that easy to come by, all the auto manufacturers would already be doing it. 35 lbs of horse dooky is more like it.
camaroman7d Jun 7th, 05, 06:17 PM LOL, I have to agree. It willnot work and is just a way to seperate you from your $$$
Joe Harrison Jun 7th, 05, 07:29 PM It should work ona stickered out ricer though..........might even get 100HP and two chicks with the new sticker.
JOHN WILSON Jun 7th, 05, 07:58 PM It should work ona stickered out ricer though..........might even get 100HP and two chicks with the new sticker.
Bingo! We have a winner.
Take a look here
http://speedtalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=821&highlight=
dylanjans Jun 7th, 05, 08:20 PM There's nothing like seeing a four door dodge stratus with a big fat fart muffler lay down a BLISTERING 20.4 @72 mph
Does anyone go to the race all night drags at the Cedar Falls Raceway in Iowa? They will know what I mean. I sat down to watch some races, and a rice boy ruined my fun. He bragged to some clueless girl about his Honda CSwhatever and how it could take any of the cars at the strip.
I am really good about never losing my cool. That is until we saw a Japanese car beat a very nice looking, but very not fast 51' choptop Merc cruiser .
Both cars didn't break past 16 seconds.
The moron stood up screaming , "That's Japanese power baby." "Just wait until my Honda [flipping] blows off all these expensive musclecars" I finally just told him his car, if it exists, is not fast; no matter how much it sounds like a weedeater and no matter how much "naauuss" he hits it with.
Every sticker is worth 10 horsepower. Turbos belong on cars that pull the wheels through the 60' beams. Rice is for eating, not driving.
I saw the word rice, and I had to let fly
I don't mean to offend anyone- Just those that do those great reverse- to drive burnouts to impress the ladies in the high school parking lot.
novaderrik Jun 7th, 05, 11:41 PM hey, calm down...
i have a car with a turbo- but it's a Buick. an 84, to be exact. and it was faster than every import at the track 2 fridays ago. but it doesn't pull the wheels, so maybe i should ditch the turbo 'cuz it aint doing nothing.
and back in my youth- in my 78 Cordoba with a 360 4 barrel- i did plenty of tranny drops that helped me turn plenty of perfectly good tires into even more perfect black stripes in front of my house. truly a gearhead rite of passage...
Am i a ricer? if so, consider me offended...
camaroman7d Jun 8th, 05, 08:20 AM Derrik, You're a RICER!! LOL
dylanjans Jun 8th, 05, 10:41 AM Nah, Buicks are sweet. Turbo Grand Nationals run mean times.
I plan on having a big 455 stage 1 buick for the big "family car" when I have kids.
Joe Harrison Jun 8th, 05, 06:47 PM nova your the last person I would expect someone to offend.... LOL
novaderrik Jun 9th, 05, 12:44 AM call me a ricer, and i get offended..
call me anything else, and i laugh it off..
Eric68 Jun 9th, 05, 06:23 AM You don't need a turbonator, you need my new organic composition spoiler and linear adhesive bonding agent.
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dylanjans Jun 9th, 05, 03:51 PM Jc Whitney To The Rescue!!!
travis Jun 9th, 05, 04:22 PM Eric, if you have one in "wood grain paneling", please let me know. That would make my nova look HOT!!! I'd be beating the chicks off with a stick!!! :D
I am assuming that this "turbonator" is one of those vane thingys that bolts on over the top of you carb/throttle body? I remember reading a while back that they really screw up a carbs cailibration from the turbulence they create.
camaroman7d Jun 9th, 05, 06:09 PM Eric, that was funny and fit this product very well.
Travis, if this is the product I am thinking of it's basically a PC cooling fan that you put on the inlet to the the air box. They can be found on e-bay if you do a search on "turbo". Why anyone would fall for this is beyond me. I know the product you are talking about as well another gimmick. I forgot the name of those, OH maye it was Tornado or something like that.
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