A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says,"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

I thought today was Wednesday!

Anyway good joke.

Ahhh.. part of the joke...which came first, Thursday or Wednesday? :D

There's something very wrong with this!! First where's the morality, I have to wonder about a chicken that can't get a little from a rooster and has to lay eggs!! :D

ROFL!!!!

Neither the chicken or the egg were first.

It was the rooster!

Been working so much I guess I am lucky I didn't put Friday :D

Joe

IN THE BEGINNING GOD.

Where'd the chicken get the cigerette? Did he set fire to the bed? Was the egg "sunny side up"? What happened to the big bad wolf?

ROTFLMAO!!! That was hilarious. Dennis, you're such a good sleuth!

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