TEN COMMANDMENTS
FOR THE CAR COLLECTOR
Thou shalt not read Camaros.net Message Board on company time, lest thy employer make it impossible to continue thy car payments.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's car nor his garage, nor his battery charger.
Thou shalt not store thy car out-of-doors except for thy spouses's modern iron.
Thou shalt not deceive thy spouse into thinking that thee is taking them for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed thou art going out to look at another car.
Thou shalt not love thy cars more than thy spouse and children; (as much as, but not more)
Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's Camaro, Monte Carlo, nor his GNX, nor even his '57 Chevy, or other rides, unless its a Ford.
Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest restoration, at least not all at the same time.
Thou shalt not promise thy spouse a new addition to the house and then use it to store cars; (Thou shalt not store cars in the attic)
Thou shalt not allow thy sons and daughters to get married during the car show season.
Thou shalt not buy thy wife a floor jack for Christmas.

Courtesy of another member from another forum.

Thou shalt not use thy spouse's kitchen utensils and appliances (ie dishwasher) for cleaning car parts or otherwise.

Don't ask me how I learned this one.

I thought a set of tires was a great birthday present for my ex. (notice the ex? she wasn't at the time)

sean

Thou shall not remove all tile from the bathroom floor and then abandon the project to fix an oil leak on the Camaro.

Thou shalt not use thy spouse's kitchen utensils and appliances (ie dishwasher) for cleaning car parts or otherwise.

Don't ask me how I learned this one.
I can relate..........

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

To review....
1. Damn. I’m out on #1. But it is Friday afternoon.
2. How about his driveway? My d/w has an incline whereas his is flat. He is not afraid of his car rolling away.
3. Is my daily driver allowed out? The 77 is taking up 2 bays right now.
4. I’ll try. But that always costs me ice cream.
5. Done. Whew, 1 for 5!
6. Neighbor with said flat driveway has 3 mustangs. But I don’t really despise them. Just want to look better!
7. Agreed
8. Ok. 4 for 8, getting the average up.
9. Pass by default. Ask again in 15 years.
10. Agreed. Woo-hoo, I’ll book that as 5 for 9. .556 is good!

Thou has already broken most of the above commandments, and thou plans to break many more before thou gets put in the ground!

Well, I'm screwed. Gotta move the car out of the kitchen now, and go to confession.

thou shall not use wifes butter knife's as a flat head screwdriver