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: Why Does a Chicken Coup have 2 doors?


Joe Harrison
Apr 30th, 06, 03:03 PM
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.......:clonk:

AlexFolino
Apr 30th, 06, 03:21 PM
You have to much time on your hands Joe :-)

MrDanB
Apr 30th, 06, 07:09 PM
Hyuck, Hyuck, Hyuck.....plop. (Me laughing my head off) :)
Dano:beers:

pdq67
Apr 30th, 06, 07:42 PM
I never worried about it b/c our big chicken coup did have two doors, one on each front corner along with ramps!!

Our little chicken coup for chicks that we got in 50 to 100 chicks bulk by buying "Sweet Lassy" "Chick Startena"(Sp?) for free only had one door in the middle of the south wall.

I remember my Mom would tell me to go out and catch two or three pullets and ring their neck's so that she could southern fry them up for Sunday Dinner when I was a pup... I could pop a head off in a heartbeat!!

pdq67

thorpe67RS
Apr 30th, 06, 07:45 PM
I could pop a head off in a heartbeat!!

pdq67

:eek:

pdq67
Apr 30th, 06, 07:51 PM
This is what's become of us from being too far away from raising, killing and butchering our own meat!!

You don't think that we will have fun when the poor can't feed themselves in the cities once things get really bad!!

You do have 5,000 rounds squirreled away, don't you?

pdq67

zuma
Apr 30th, 06, 09:10 PM
I bet that 2 door chicken coupe smells, "fowl"....;)

JimM
Apr 30th, 06, 09:41 PM
my wife wants to know how you make it a chicken "hatch" back?

Ledfoot
May 1st, 06, 04:50 AM
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.......:clonk:
You should be on that show "Dirty Jobs." ;)

pdq67
May 1st, 06, 06:32 AM
He, He, He!!

You ain't lived until you helped clean rotten wheat out from under the Grain Elevator leg between crop harvests by hand that is wet, smelly and 2 foot deep, crawling with maggots by hand with a #14 grain scoop and a hand scoop!!!!

That's where the saying, "gag a maggot" musta come from??

pdq67

Winch
May 1st, 06, 06:36 AM
Did you ever try a bite of that rotten wheat? That's been known to be a good source of LSD!

Tex67
May 1st, 06, 10:15 AM
Did you ever try a bite of that rotten wheat? That's been known to be a good source of LSD!


TMI!! ;)

pdq67
May 1st, 06, 12:43 PM
Tex67,

You are talking about "Ergot".

Yes, it is supposed to be phsycadellic(Sp?)...

pdq67

Joe Harrison
May 1st, 06, 07:13 PM
A chicken hatchback must be thae one PDQ had with one door.