There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss
or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ),
but this is only available for those who can afford it.

Tthe next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Updated 11-03-05: After extensive testing it has been
concluded Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be
substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

I think I caught it... but I don't know how, I always make every effort to avoid WORK...

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss
or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

There IS a cure for WORK - it's called RETIREMENT - I tried it five years ago, and the prognosis is excellent! :thumbsup:

Life is good! :beers:

I gotta send this sucker to my BOSS!

He, He!!

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