You all got some favorites?

"... mmm ... forbidden doughnut ... mmm...." when Homer trades his soul for a doughnut.

Apu at the Quicky Mart.........., in my best Indian accent: "Everyone please calm down. You will all have your chance to be gouged.........."

"I have noticed this country is dangerously underpopulated", Apu..............

"7/11 ? man that't the damn old 'quicky-mart' not the 7/11 - dang dont even knwow what in the hell, 7/11"

(in my best Boomhower accent from King of the Hill)

"Marge, me and the boy are going out, if anything happens, avenge our death", Homer................

Don't remeber who Homer was talking to but it went something like this;

Guy: "There's no air in space"

Homer: "There's an Air and Space museum"

J.P.

Oh there's also the Guatemalan insanity peppers episode. Home eats Chili made wit one at a Chili cookoff.

J.P.

Ooooh another one;

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Truckasaurus at the Monster Truck show. "If you miss this you'd better be deaaad or in jail, and if you're in jail Breaaaak Ouuuut"

Do you thimk I watch too mutch tv?

Seymour! Bring me my witch hazel!

Dhoo !!

From the episode where Krusty the Clown had a Summer Camp and all the kids were sweat shop workers. The police finally found out and was handing out mail packages at the end of the summer...

"My Underwear!"

"My Socks!"

"Cookies!"

"My Insulin!"

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer (saw it on a Simpsons tee shirt)

"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer!" --Homer

"7/11 ? man that't the damn old 'quicky-mart' not the 7/11 - dang dont even knwow what in the hell, 7/11"

(in my best Boomhower accent from King of the Hill)

I knew that, I was just seeing if anyone was paying attention.......:D:D:D

This is what I hear when I start my computer. In Homer's voice, "To start press any key. Where's the any key?"

"the fingers you are using to dial are too fat - please mash the key pad now to order a special 'dialing wand' "

(in a long drawn out and breathy scream... ) "Ahhh... Death!" - Grandpa Simpson.

"I'm gonna kill you !" Homer with hands around Bart's neck.

"It tastes like burning"
-Ralph after eating poisonous berries

when homer tells lisa how to get a boy to leave her alone. i'm not gay but i'll learn

Dhoo !!
"... mmmm...doughnuts...warm gooey doughnuts..."

Apu talking about Homer when he worked there,
He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had."

"I'm going to spend the rest of my life looking for the real killers." - O.J. Simpson

Apparently they're golfers

"I'm going to spend the rest of my life looking for the real killers." - O.J. Simpson

Apparently they're golfers

HAHA!!

After hiring a PI to follow Lisa, "the childless drunks at Moe's thought it was a good idea "

Principal Skinner: The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

I'm one of the few who have never watched it

Homer calling information, "Operator could you give me the number to 911"

Chicken of the Sea????

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES!!" -- Homer Simpson

MR. Simpson, or for those of us that know him well, homer, has somehow been able to put online some of his favorite quotes.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/homer.html

Mike

Bart - "Homer, start diggin some nerd holes".

Homer - nothing like a cold beer on a hot christmas morning. 2nd Homer - looking at a map - look, there's a NEW mexico!!

Homer pick ups a ringing pay phone..."I'm not into that..........................no I'm not into that.................no I'm not into that either, I'mgonnagonowbye!"

"It tastes like burning"
-Ralph after eating poisonous berries

That's one of my favorites too.

I just thought of another one as well...

"Call 1-800 DOCTORB... the 'B' is for 'bargain!' " - Dr. Nick Riviera.

Ralph Wiggums: "I bent my Wookie." or " My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Homer: "Marge, I'm going to Moe's."

Dhoo !!

that's mine too

Beer...is there anything is can't do?

Bart to Homer after homer tells him and Milhouse to stop putting the garden hose in the mailbox b/c he is trying to look 'responsible': "What the hell are you talking about? Your the one who double dared us to."

Homer to Burns: "Oh all the time...have you ever heard of this weiner kid Milhouse?"

Beer...is there anything is can't do?

That reminds me of one similar:

"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" (paraphrasing)

When Homer joined the country club:

Golf partner, "Homer, use an open-faced club, like a sand wedge"

Homer, "Mmmmm...open faced club sandwich"

Homer: "Did you know they have the internet on computers now???"

Carl................." I think I just logged onto my internet"

More Ralph Wiggums:

"(To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies"

"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

"Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad."

Homer to Bart: "When I was a your age, all I wanted was a catcher's mit, but my dad wouldn't buy it for me. So, I held my breath until I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table.. -The doctor said I might have brain damage!"

Bart: "Dad, what's the point of this story?"

Homer: (sounding like a mental patient) "I like stories."

These are great.

Grampa Simpson: "During the depression you HAD to grift...well, that or work"

Homer reading: "Keep on truckn'"
Then says: "Like I'd ever want to STOP truckn!"

'Eat my shorts young man'--- When Skinner was sitting up in the tree with a sling shot.

'Haaaaa-ha'---- Nelson Muntz

'I am the great Cornholio, I need TP for my bung hole'--- Beavis

'No fart knocker'--- Butthead

'Excellent'--- Burns

'Braaappp'--- Barney

'Skineeeer' --- Superindendant Chalmers

Burns to Smithers "You have a favorite candy?"

Smither to Burns "Well, I am kinda partial to Jolly Ranchers"

Smithers: "we could order chinese"

Burns: "The chinese! - Those people are all gristle!"

Homer......Stupid sexy Flanders

"agghhhh Umm gummy venus dimilo."

Homer, what's Burt doing in the treehouse? I don't know drug lab. What am I Crescan?

"We will obey the laws of thermal dynamics in this house young lady."


and the best Mo quote after Bart pranks Mo on the phone.

"I'm gonna rip your eyeballs right out of your head and stick them in your pants so you can watch me kick you azz."