[1968Motion427SSNova]

Actions Speak Louder then words-The truth Always comes out in the end-If your not worth your word your worthless-Treat people the way you want to be treated-Eagles Fly Snakes Slether--You can't teach common sense---

[1968Motion427SSNova]

Another 3-You give respect you get respect----The Best Gift is the Gift of Giving----Greed Warms your wallet, Caring,giveing and helping Warms your Heart!

[TheMadMan]

Confucius say: Secretary become permanent fixture when screwed on desk

[Steptoe]

Dyslexics of the world untie!

Now thats funny...but then i have a interst in that...

[68rs406]

In construction too, I've seen that one but it was "lesdyxics untie", it takes more to figure out probably that way...

[69Z28&SS396]

An oldie but a goodie.. Man much like mouse.. Pussy get him sooner or later...

[kv67ssrs]

Censored:

Oedipus was a motherf-----

[68rs406]

One I heard a long time ago.. " A fool and his money are some party"

[vr1967]

My grandfather used to always say "Boy, you were given two ears, and one mouth. You need to hear twice as much as you say."

[family man]

Why do they call it a manacure when it's for women?

[ZLP955]

My Dad used to say to me "Son, it is better to keep your mouth shut and have people wonder if you're stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt".

[RSSSfanatic]

This one adorns my favorite beer coolie: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

[68RS-SS]

Likely not juvenile enough to meet criteria of porta pottys but here's a few sayings that I like:

Charles Shultz - "Youth has no age."

Robert Frost - "Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper."

Vince Lombardi - can't recall exactly but someting to effect that "the Brave are NOT the ones who were not afraid, they are the ones who were afraid and despite that, still moved forward."