[GunnerV]

Stolen from a Econoline website...

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila(r).

Tequila(r) is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila(r) can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila(r) almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila(r).

Tequila(r) may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila(r). However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila(r): Leave Shyness Behind!

[bretcopsey]

Haha! Good one!!

I heard a good one that goes right along wih this. "I had to quit drinking, turns out I was allergic. Every time I drank I broke out in handcuffs."

[Lost in the 60's]

Originally Posted by bretcopsey

Haha! Good one!!

I heard a good one that goes right along wih this. "I had to quit drinking, turns out I was allergic. Every time I drank I broke out in handcuffs."

Good thing that isn't entirely true.....I would've spent 13 years in jail.....

[jr68]

Originally Posted by GunnerV

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila(r): Leave Shyness Behind!

sometimes loss of bladder control ( I saw it in a movie )

[AlexFolino]

after last saturday night, i never want to see tequilla again!

[69camarofast]

when i saw this thread "Tequila" i had to open this one first..