[garfield]

I was reading an article about how there are millions of people here in our country that are suffering from many types of Phobia's that drastically affect the way we live on a day-to-day basis. According to the great Professor Dr. Nin Com Poop, from Know-it-all University, this are a list of phobias that affect most of the common peoples:

Hype-a-phobia : Fear of Drug Rehab

Stank-a-phobia: Fear of Bathing

Mooch-a phobia: Fear of asking first before eating off other peoples plates

Dumbass-a phobia: Fear of School

Loaf-a-phobia: Fear of helping spouse clean up

Bum-a-phobia: Fear of work

Roast in Hell-a-phobia: Fear of letting Jehovah's witnesses in the house

Lazi-phobia: Fear of Exercise

Pot Gut phobia: Fear of putting down beer during football games (or any other games for that matter)

Dragon Breath a-phobia: Fear of Lysterine

Grouch-a-phobia: Fear of spouse in the morning

Leech a-phobia: Fear of earning their own money

Fruit loop a-phobia: Fear of dating the opposite sex

Ding Bat a-phobia: fear of common sense

Yak-a-phobia : Fear of life without cellphones

Hooligan a-phobia: Fear of behaving civilized in public

Date a-phobia: Fear of violent women (especially big ones)


There are many others that millions of people suffer from every day, too many to list here. How many people do you know in your day-to-day life that suffer from these illinesses? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

(Personally if I had a dollar for every one I knew, I'd be richer than Bill Gates)

[ 03-01-2004, 05:19 AM: Message edited by: garfield ]