[Everett#2390]

Be careful not to speed in Washington D.C.; the police are handing out Redskins tickets.

Q: What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
A: The Washington Redskins.

Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Redskins?
A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense.

Announcement from public address system at FedEx Field: "Will the
parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come get
them? They are beating the Redskins 14-0."

Q: What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours for the Redskins. While on his way to the locker room, one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Steve Spurrier immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Q: What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A: Both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!"

Q: How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl Ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why was Steve Spurrier upset when the Redskins' playbook was stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.

[choptop]

LOL!

[Tire Smoke 69]

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[DL]

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] LOL, I hope no Redskins fans are member here

[Rsmith1969]

Ummm I resemble a Redskin Fan, but I had to laugh at those. I personally have begun to distance myself from Redskin football due to the following:

Long time Owner Builds Team and dies, Sons sell team.

2 words Free Agency

Lack of Decent Coaching ( yet I thought this year that Spurrier wasnt that bad it wasnt his fault that the offenseive line Suxxored for 1 QB and not the other )

But on a last Note even though they now need a head Coach there is No way that Dan Schnieder will give Total team control to Dennis Green, he told Bill Parcells the same thing Last year, Schnieder need to go to the Bahamas durin Football season and let a Coach run the team without his input.

[BartonekDragRacing]

Redskins fan here in TEXAS! WOOO HOOO!!!

I've seen a similiar joke..except with the Dallas Cowboys.


GO REDSKINS!!!

[ragtopman]

I think all the really loser teams have had a stab at those jokes in one way or another, for example: If you have 4 cowboys players in a car, who's driving? The Sheriff.

Go Panthers..............

[z10rod]

i think that would also work for the panthers
oh wait a minute that was just 1 caught for murder

[MrDanB]

Seeings how my seachickens just choked last Sunday...Here's an old Seahawk joke about a kicker named Norm Johnson who blew a major game several years ago... "Did you hear that Norm Johnson tried to commit suicide?...It didn't work because he couldn't kick the chair out from underneath him" hyuck hyuck
Actually, it was a good playoff game, but we just couldn't catch the ball... [img]graemlins/sad.gif[/img] Maybe next year.

Dan B [img]graemlins/clonk.gif[/img]

[RamJam]

Those were good. Well, except for the Cowboy jokes. [img]smile.gif[/img] I've been a fan since the Bob Hayes days.

I couldn't believe the way Spurrier quit. What was that? Be Professional..

BTW: I hate the W. Redskins. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I agree with you Dan and I was rooting for your Hawks because now G/B is coming to Philly to play my 2nd favorite team and although the Eagles are good they have alot of injuries. [img]graemlins/sad.gif[/img]

[Everett#2390]

I'm sure Joe Gibbs is going to get a chunk of change IF he returns and puts the Redskins back into the hunt for the Super Bowl. He really doesn't want to come back to football and I don't blame him. He's been there, done that.

He's having way too much fun playing with his two NASCAR teams. Plus, he's a minority owner of the Atlanta Falcons.

The man gets my respect, he does have good coaching/mentoring skills. Who else do you know can take a bunch of whoever stumbling people and shape them all into a team to win championships?

Thanks for reading, I thought I'd pass the jokes along to brighten other people's day.

[shoddy_F-body]

Ok Redskins fans,dry your tears and read this. Joe Gibbs to return to Redskins

[ 01-07-2004, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: shoddy_F-body ]

[BartonekDragRacing]

WOOO HOOOOO!!! JOE GIBBS is THE MAN!!!!


MrDanB: I was actually rootin for the Seahawks.. As soon as Hasselbeck said "we're gonna get the ball and score" I thought something might go wrong...he jinxed them..lol... They had it..but they drop the ball too dang much!

[MrDanB]

Bartonek and ramjam,
I bet if Hasselbeck had a latte in his left hand, he wouldn't have thrown that interception...lol [img]graemlins/clonk.gif[/img]


Dan B

[Rsmith1969]

Gibbs and Bugel back with the Redskins hell there may be Hope now