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Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husbandwas engrossed in a magazine.
Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy isoffering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket? "
"Absolutely not," he said.
"How sweet," Sarah said."Tell me why not."
"Season's more than half over," he said.

Real Classified Ads

These are supposedly actual classified ads having appeared invarious papers across the world.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG,5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700
VALENTINES DAY SALE: TY-D-BOL BLUE TOSS-INS STAR WARS JOB OF THEHUT -- $15
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANKPUMPED.
FREE 1 CAN OF PORK + BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.

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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I have the body of a god... Buddha.

This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

The face is familiar but i can't quite remember my name.

Illiterate? Write for help.

Honk if anything falls off.

He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.

This isn't my idea of a good time.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

Uniquely maladjusted, but fun.

This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old Mar 28th, 18, 04:56 AM
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Re: Humpday Humor, 3/28 ... Wife Swap

Those are good Everett. Thanks for the weekly jokes.

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Funniest bumper sticker I ever saw (and yes.... it was on a girls car) was, "If you're going to ride my a$$, at least pull my hair".

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Re: Humpday Humor, 3/28 ... Wife Swap

True story:

Back in the 70's a friend and his wife are watching a news story about male prostitutes in Germany (long before Fred Garvin). Apparently, starting out they made $2.00 per "event".

Husband goes in the bedroom and starts packing a bag.
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Going to Germany. I'm going to be a male prostitute.
Wife starts packing a bag.
Husband: And what are YOU doing?
Wife: I'm going to Germany and see how you live on $2.00 a month.

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