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California dreamin, no not the Momma's & Pappa's version..............

> California Dreaming...
> >
> >
> >
> >
>> > > So as not to be outdone by all the *******,
> > hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
> > somebody had to come up with this.
> >
> > you know you're
> > from California if:
>> > >
>> > > 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
> > visible.
>> > >
>> > > 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
> > house.
>> > >
>> > > 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
> > carrying on a
> > conversation in
> > English.
>> > >
>> > > 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair,
> > a nose ring, and is
> > named
> > Ma're-wana.
>> > >
>> > > 5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
>> > >
>> > > 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two
> > mothers and a sperm
> > donor.
>> > >
>> > > 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
> > coffee beans are
> > grown, and
> > you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
> > Ethiopian.
>> > >
>> > > 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
>> > >
>> > > 9. A really great parking space can totally move
> > you to tears.
>> > >
>> > > 10. Gas costs at least $2.00 per gallon more than
> > anywhere else in the
> > U.S.
>> > >
>> > > 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am in
> > Starbucks wearing a
> > baseball cap
> > and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really
> > IS George Clooney.
>> > >
>> > > 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
> > payment or more
> > than your
> > rent.
>> > >
>> > > 13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?
>> > >
>> > > 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a
> > report on every news
> > station:
> > "STORM WATCH."
>> > >
>> > > 15. You pass an elementary school playground and
> > the children are all
> > busy
> > with their cell phones.
>> > >
>> > > 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
> > leave for work an hour
> > early
> > to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>> > >
>> > > 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? Am I or am I not,
> > breaking the damn
> > law?????
>> > >
>> > > 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists,
> > psychics, personal trainers
> > and
> > cosmetic surgeons.
>> > >
>> > > 19. The Terminator IS your governor.
>> > >
>> > > 20. If you drive illegally, they take your
> > driver's license. If you're
> > here
> > illegally, they want to give you one.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
> >
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Re: California dreamin, no not the Momma's & Pappa's version..............

You didn't answer the question: Is pot illegal? :yes:
 

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Re: California dreamin, no not the Momma's & Pappa's version..............

You know you're from California if...
1. You've been playing baseball for two months and it's not Easter yet.
2. You can't decide whether or not to drive to the beach to get some sun or drive to the mountains to ski.
3. You're not worried about driving your classic car everyday because there are lots of them here.
4. You've got a 57 and there are three guys on your block with cars older than that.
5. Rust free really means just that.
 

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Re: California dreamin, no not the Momma's & Pappa's version..............

I'm leaving, on a good day I can drive 10mi in 45min. during non commute hours. The elected officials are nuts. I haven't been into anything but a very high class restraunt when anyone spoke english for years.
 

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Re: California dreamin, no not the Momma's & Pappa's version..............

Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
 
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