[wiskeesour]

A group of Navy Officers are standing around talking when
a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."

Commander responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is
more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."

Then a Captain says, "No, making love is definitely way more work
than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."

They are all contemplating these revelations when a Seaman walks by. The officers call the Seaman over to ask his opinion.

The Captain says, "Excuse me, Seaman, we are having a discussion
and would like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun
and 20% work. The Commander says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I
say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Seaman, what is your opinion?"

The Seaman smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love
must be 100% fun to Officers because if there was any work involved, you would have the enlisted men doing it for you."
:clonk:

 

[Rocketrod]

Excellent!! From my experience that would apply to all branches of the Armed Services.