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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the crap table when a Very
>attractive blonde from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars
>($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't
>mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless" With that, she
>stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come On, baby....
>Alabama
>Blondie needs new clothes!"
> > > >
>As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... And squealed..
>"YES!
>YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked
>up her winnings and Her clothes, and quickly departed.
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>The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
>asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know.... I
>thought you were watching."
> > > > > > Moral ---
> > > > Not all Southerners are stupid.
> > > > Not all blondes are dumb.
> > > > But, all men...... Are men.
 

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Yup, I'd have been watching the bouncing.........yeah......:yes:
If it wasn't my money, it would be worth 20k.....:D
 
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