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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
Order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of
Headlights and a pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear
Stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,

"This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a
Pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.. What
Does he think this place is -- an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three
Pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side
Up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a
Moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it
To the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the
Flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might
As well gas up!


----------------------------------------THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!-----------------------------------------
 

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Funny :)
 

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She wasn't so dumb after all :) Humm...I wonder, Truckers get diesel not gas..never mind, she is still dumb :D

Kev
Let's give the Blonde some credit here. Maybe he's driving a pick-up truck :D
 
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