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A sign in the bank lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is
installing
new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash
without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their
accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures
have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your
gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance
from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside
back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided.

23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release parking brake.
 

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LOL!!

I run into this on a weekly basis!! Not just from females though. It baffles me how men and women can turn something that should take a matter of seconds into a several minute ordeal....
 

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It's kind of like waiting on line for a coffee when your late for work and the guy in front of you is playing 40 different lotto games.
 

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I know it's a joke AND a good one at that, but it always gets me that I go with somebody AND we always have to sit in line at the ATM!!

Heck, just wasting good "party-time" to me is all.. He, He!!!!

Please carry-on AND let the week-end begin!!!!

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I always get my money and my card with my hand at the same time then drive up one car space while still holding the money and card so the person behind me can get started while I put my money in my bill fold.

The other day I did this per my norm and the Lady in the car behind me just stared and even seem to refuse to start her own atm session until I finished and moved on. I think she was afraid I was waiting to rob her!
 

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Originally posted by 67 Plum:
Sometimes reality and jokes are the same.
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Hey!!! I live out of the ATM's and have for years. I love ATM's cause I found out that even tho I still had checks, I didnt have any money. :D
 
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