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> > A teacher asked her class, What do you want out of life? "
> > A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said,
> > "All I want out of life is four little animals."
> > The teacher asked, "Really, and what four
> > little animals would that be sugar?"
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> > The little girl said, "A mink on my back,
> > a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in my bed
> > and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay
> > for all of it. :yes: :noway: :beers:
 

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I told my other half ,I said "Honey you aint gettin nothin ,I mean nothin "...She said, I got it all Big house Big SUV Big pool and when Pablo the pool boy comes over to clean the pool ,he goes deep ????!!!Happy Motoring
 

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very good! keeping with the animal theme here is a great one for kids!
Two Wolves

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
 
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