Well, it's been 30 minutes since I've heard from my Camaro friend...So I sent him another email:
Joe - I have not heard back from you in 20 minutes. I am therefore, upping my offer for the 1969 Camaro, to ONE MILLION DOLLARS. I really want that car! Please let me have it.
I keep my finances off-shore to avoid paying taxes. I will contact my banker in Aruba immediately to transfer the ONE MILLION DOLLARS into your account. Please give me your name and account number where you want the money transfered to. Time is of the utmost importance, as your brother is critical. You MUST spend every remaining minute with him!
Please advise your brother, also, to get a second opinion. It has been discovered that doctors do unnecessary procedures to make money. Your brother may be perfectly healthy for all you know. How do I know this, you ask? Well, before becoming an airline Captain, I graduated medical school at the prestigious ITT medical university in Abuja, which we all know is the captial of Nigeria. I graduated 3rd in my class (out of 5). But that's not important. What is important is your brother's health. That is imperative. I know a doctor who specializes in cancer treatment therapy. He has allowed me to distribute his products at his cost. That's right! I can ship a year's supply of cancer-cleansing vitamins to you at wholesale cost. If you would like to try some for your brother, let me know, and I will just deduct the cost of them from the ONE MILLION DOLLARS I will be wiring to you. Keep me posted on your brother's health.
Mark