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Everett#2390

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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler.
One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"

The second nun answered, "Indeed it would Sister, but I would not feel comfortable
buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout."

"I can handle it without a problem." she replied as she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
One of the nuns explained "We use beer for washing our hair, a shampoo of sort, if you will."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter,
pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer.

He looked the nun straight in the eye, said, "The curlers are on the house."
 
I used to frequent a joint in my hometown called the Shamrock Pub. Once in a while, Father Moynahan would come in and have a few Jamesons and chain smoke his marlboro reds. Looking back, its kinda funny, but I really liked that about him.
 
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