Special armed forces from the south,... funny

click · Aug 11, 2005

My sister sent this, her hubby is in reserve unit but this is hilarious and I had not seen it yet, hope its not repeating.

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US ******* SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Missouri,Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be
dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

green68camaro · Aug 11, 2005

Have you ever seen the movie "Red Dawn". Its about Russia invading the United States.I have often times wondered what would happen in the hills of West Virginia and Kentucky if they saw enemy parachutes coming down.

thorpe67RS · Aug 11, 2005

Good stuff

tl757 · Aug 11, 2005

I have seen "Red Dawn". And you are right, there would be 1000 pickup trucks heading into the hills to arm and defend.

That is a funny list though. I had to laugh at the Earnhart reference, so true...they would clean up shop real fast.

rojo · Aug 11, 2005

So I wonder why South Carolina was left out. It don't get much redder than around here.

mikes68 · Aug 11, 2005

States I've lived in...Louisiana, Arkansas, Georgia, Texas and now Mississippi. I guess I'm recruited for sure!!!

blk/gld 68 · Aug 11, 2005

Oh, i want to see a pic of ***** tied to the hood of a hummer with a tag on his ear!!!!

camaroman7d · Aug 12, 2005

Poopy,
You might want to "adjust" your post. I am not sure the term you used is politically correct. I also don't think it is needed to get your point accross.

green68camaro · Aug 12, 2005

Get my gun Maw!

blk/gld 68 · Aug 12, 2005

camaroman7d said:
Poopy,
You might want to "adjust" your post. I am not sure the term you used is politically correct. I also don't think it is needed to get your point accross.

Royce, i'am sorry if YOU think i was out of line, but i had two GOOD friends that were in TOWER 1 when it went down!!!! so i think my point is made right there!!

thorpe67RS · Aug 12, 2005

camaroman7d said:
Poopy,
You might want to "adjust" your post. I am not sure the term you used is politically correct. I also don't think it is needed to get your point accross.

:clonk:

zachs camaro · Aug 12, 2005

I'm from Georgia! Where can I sign up?

djunod · Aug 12, 2005

Git 'er done.

rich pern · Aug 12, 2005

How about this one:

You might be a ******* if:

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a ******* if:

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a ******* if:

You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a ******* if:

You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a ******* if:

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a ******* if:

You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a ******* if:

You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a ******* if:

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a ******* if:

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a ******* if:

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA

DOUG G · Aug 12, 2005

Amen brother.

thorpe67RS · Aug 12, 2005

Oh Man, and all these years ive been telling my wife im not a *******. Now (Rich) ya gotta go and post something like that. Fine, guess im a *******...dont tell my wife.

camaroman7d · Aug 12, 2005

Poopy,
I was not offended in any way. I was only trying to prevent you from getting the thread shut down. I'm surprised it hasn't been already. The moderators here don't typically let comments like that fly.

blk/gld 68 · Aug 12, 2005

royce, no problem man! everthing is cool

BPOS · Aug 12, 2005

POOPY said:
Royce, i'am sorry if YOU think i was out of line, but i had two GOOD friends that were in TOWER 1 when it went down!!!! so i think my point is made right there!!

Sorry for the loss of your friends.

None of the hijackers were Iraqis.

zachs camaro · Aug 12, 2005

rich pern said:
How about this one:

You might be a ******* if:

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a ******* if:

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a ******* if:

You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a ******* if:

You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a ******* if:

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a ******* if:

You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a ******* if:

You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a ******* if:

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a ******* if:

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a ******* if:

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA

Thank you for clearing that up and I couldn't agree any more. :thumbsup:

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blk/gld 68

camaroman7d

green68camaro

blk/gld 68

thorpe67RS

zachs camaro

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rich pern

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