Now I'm deep in the center of this mall and not even sure if I'm walking it the right direction to get me back to the truck when this shall we call it urge sets in and nature calls in the worst way. I look around in a tight cheek panic and don't see any restrooms anywhere!! Ok, panic really sets in and I start walking. Hundreds of stores, no facilities to be found. I'm entertaining the thought of sitting down on one of the decorative flower pots and hoping I don't get arrested... Then this gal selling who knows what hits me with "can I show you....." I cut her off with where's the restrooms before I embarse myself... She gave me a quick "next right and the next left" I think I heard her say good luck as I rounded the corner... It all ended up ok but I won't be eating at the food court anytime soon and ya know, I think I hate malls even more now than ever before!!
The things we do for love!! :clonk: