Well Lamberts must be DAMN good because after we finally found it (we rushed off friday morning and I left my notebook of phone numbers and addresses on my desk

) this evening (Saturday) just off of 65 there in Ozark, there was 60+ people standing in line OUTSIDE of the place

And quite a few more in their cars listening for their names to be called over the outside loudspeaker. I am not a very patient person anyway and wasn't even going to stop, but the wife thought it was worth a shot. HAH!!! Expected wait was going to be about 90-100 minutes

We ended up eating at (I can't remember the name now) someplace with "world famous" chicken and bisuits right across the street. Not exactly what what we was wanting to eat after starving all afternoon...
Jefferson City has a very different layout than anything we have around here. Seems like a nice enough place...and the downtown area is beautiful.
MO has got to be the most billboard happy state I have ever seen. Miles and miles of unpopulated country...and you can't see hardly any of it thru all the freaking billboards. I was very impressed how clean the whole state is though. No trash on the sides of the roads, lawns were mowed and trimmed, not even any roadkill
I have been thru almost every state in the US and never have experienced anything like this. As soon as we crossed over in Arkansas heading home, we was dodging LARGE roadkill everywhere. Maybe MO takes all theirs right over the state lines?
The Lake of the Ozarks was one of my ideas of hell though. Beautiful lake...with probably the highest concentrations of boat per square inch I have ever seen. I wished I could scan some of the pics we took. One place we crossed the lake at there was one boat for every 50 square foot of water...no joke. And not fishing boats either...I'm talking high end, big engined performance boats. It would be like taking a top fueler thru a packed walmart parking lot. Lots of power...and no room to use it.
Branson was another rendition of hell...even worse than the lake. Of course we drove thru on saturday evening, around the time all the shows was getting started. When we FINALLY was able to snake our way thru traffic and head out of town, there was a line of cars over 3 miles

long sitting at a stop light that led into town. And as we was passing the 3 mile long line of cars (that wasn't moving an inch) there was still literally hundreds of cars piling up on the rear. I had never been to Branson before...and don't ever care to go again.
We did go see Fantastic caverns because the wife just HAD to see it. And planned on going to the bass pro shops headquarters (which I hear is awesome), but that will have to wait for some other time.
Now just waiting on this companys HR department to make their final salary offer.